what would you do apart from boil a egg
2006-12-20 07:23:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Grab a beer, smoke a cigar, sit in a comfortable chair with sunglasses and sigh.
"This is the way the world ends:
Not with a bang, but a whimper."
2006-12-20 07:27:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I am pretty confident that my current hometown is at or near Ground Zero, so I don't have any lingering death issues from a distant nuke....
Four minutes huh? And I suck at running. Ok, two answers, depending on where I was:
--Out doors....find the first halfway cute woman under 40, briefly explain (if she doesn't already know), "We are all going to *die* here in about three minutes and change....and I've never been truly kissed. Would you mind kissing me before we die?" I mean, what the hell, it can't hurt at that point, right? Ashes don't blush from embarrassment.
--Indoors....if it is at a busy, crowded place like a mall or something, similar to the Outdoors scenario. If I have access to a computer though....or am already on one at home....
Mass IM to all my online lady friends. Apologize to them for living at a Ground Zero city, tell them how much they mean to me as *quickly* as possible. Pray the messages get out before the first wave of EM pulses hits (they should, the internet was originally built to *preserve communications* in a time of nuclear warfare).
And if I have time for *anything* else....Have some ice cream, and pray over it as I eat it that my family *on the other side* are better off than what they were in *this* life (my mother, my late uncle Dale, some of my cousins and nieces...).
2006-12-20 07:50:43 · answer #2 · answered by Bradley P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nicely as i stay the place there are no longer any basements or fall out shelters, then there's no longer lots we'd have the potential to do. finding take care of is acceptable. 18 inches of dirt will look after you from the autumn out radiation. through fact of this bunkers the place dug with 2 ft of dirt on actual. from there a room like a economic business enterprise vault may be a good option. yet i do no longer think of the economic business enterprise needs you in there. no. no longer lots you're able to do to save your existence. so pass tell the neighbor what you relatively think of of him. then pray like hell. i'm no longer non secular yet just to be on the risk-free area.
2016-10-15 07:58:40 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell my loved ones I love them and then sit there and enjoy my last 4 minutes while waiting. Cant change it may as well roll with it.
btw...you cant boil an egg in 4 minutes silly! : )
2006-12-20 07:32:44 · answer #4 · answered by one 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was in grade school in Puyallup WA we had A-bomb drills.... we went out in the hall and sat down with our coats over our heads.... we called them kiss our a**es good by drills...There were even shallow ditches on the sides of the playground where we wer to run and hide if we saw a flash... we called them our graves....
2006-12-20 07:31:00 · answer #5 · answered by idahomike2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stand with my legs wide apart, bend forward between aforesaid legs, and kiss my **** goodby. It's a nuclear bomb for **** sake what can you do that makes any sense.
2006-12-20 07:31:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pray.
Tell my family I love them.
I'd have enough time to look outside one last time
eat a snickers..?
2006-12-20 07:29:22 · answer #7 · answered by GreyRainbow 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get into my underground nuclear bunker
2006-12-20 07:31:08 · answer #8 · answered by max 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How much and how long you suffer will vary inversely with your distance from ground zero.
2006-12-20 07:33:40 · answer #9 · answered by Mad Roy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call my wife and tell her I love her very much. If I could not I would pray - not sure to who, but I would pray.
2006-12-20 07:26:07 · answer #10 · answered by Alexis 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋