I was masturbating and when i shot my load it hit me in my face and got in my eye. My eye has been red and irritated now. Should I go to the doctor for this? This has happend before but my eye has never gotten irritated from it. Has this ever happend to anyone else? What should I do, besides have better aim....lol
2006-12-20 07:05:59 · 12 answers · asked by Mike 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
It's alright dude....I was in a rush to pull out of my girl one time and shot it in my eyes. They were fine the next day. Just flush them and get some visine.
Good Luck.
2006-12-21 10:34:03 · answer #1 · answered by drifting_saint 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just wash it out and you should be fine, no need to go to the DR. Eye drops will work the best and water will work but will worsen the irritation.
Keep your face away from it next time its not that great of a show to risk a shot in the eye and odds are your not going to get your mouth on it.
2006-12-20 15:09:53 · answer #2 · answered by liddycaliente 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would go see an optometrist if i were you and also get tested for STD the optometrist will look at your eye through a slit lamp to see if you have done any damage to your cornea or may probably gotten an std in your eye and asses the situation from there
2006-12-21 23:39:12 · answer #3 · answered by latoya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You dork, I can't beleive this a real questions(I think you are kidding) no self respecting man would ask this. But if you are serious you should flush it out with milk, and if that doesn't help go get an eyewashing kit and the drugstore. If all the doesn't help go to the doc you may have an infection because of your manhood.
2006-12-20 15:09:22 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Emily ♥ 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
It happens to me all the time, but I'm aiming for my eye.
2006-12-22 09:14:18 · answer #5 · answered by S K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rinse your eye with luke-warm water two or three times a day. do not rub your eye. it should be normal within a day. no need to see a doctor, your ejaculate can't cause a serious infection.
2006-12-20 15:15:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! You are probably pregnant. In nine months, a deformed mutant baby will shoot out of your nose in the most painful way possible, after growing inside your skull. Make sure you ahve enough diapers and wipes and Onesies for it.
I'll bet you didn't know you could impregnate yourself, huh? Oh, the unspeakable dangers of masturbation.
2006-12-20 16:02:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
I have done it before, and dont call him a dork, loads of males do it all the time! It does hurt your right, but mine went after a day. Dont worry about it mate, it will be completely fine
2006-12-20 15:15:50 · answer #8 · answered by Ryan H 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I hope you learned a lesson. Just rinse it out with water. If you do have to go to the doctor, please try and preserve your dignity. Just say you got some cleanser in it or something.
2006-12-20 21:38:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHA you will be fine. It happened to me once with my b/f and it gave me a black eye.. just go to sleep and while you are sleeping it will clean itself out and then just clean your eye with a warm wet cloth..
2006-12-20 15:29:31 · answer #10 · answered by Steph y 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋