She didn't make enchiladas for me last night like she promised. I swear that woman would let me starve to death. She just sat on the couch like a gob of lard watching "La Fea Mas Bella," which hardly passes for entertainment in my opinion. But that is beside the point. So in revenge I took her favorite rubber duck, put it in the toilet and used it for target practice. Ah ha! That will show her who's boss! All's fair or was I being a jerk?
2006-12-20 06:49:06 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
God, you guys are serious today. I gave you all a thumbs up even though you hate me.
2006-12-20 06:56:26 · update #1
Special praise to behr and john_thaggard for keeping a sense of humour about life.
2006-12-20 06:59:41 · update #2
I would first crush the tv with my bare hands and tell her to make my dinner, and be sure my beer is cold
then after she cooked I would apologize and ask for sex
2006-12-21 01:06:12 · answer #1 · answered by wolfball 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You seem to have more than an enchilada problem, just a symtom of much deeper relationship issues that may have been around for a long time. Sit down and communicate about this and ask some pinpointed questions. Then consider getting some counseling if you want to continue the marriage. Otherwise, why keep choosing revenge; that only keeps you upset, and does nothing to fix anything that's already happened. Take responsibility for the way you react to your circumstances. You will only get treated the way you teach other people to treat you.
2006-12-20 15:07:01 · answer #2 · answered by McKinde 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How old are you? Have you ever thought of cooking her dinner? Or better yet have you thanked her for what she does for you, or do you expect her to just do it. Next time when she doesn't cook for you try taking her out to dinner or you cooking. Maybe the two of you need to sit down and talk and shut the TV off, there maybe reasons why she isn't cooking you your enchiladas. Did you ask? Taco Bell makes good food I have heard, try it the next time, instead of using her rubber duck for target practice.
2006-12-20 14:59:25 · answer #3 · answered by motherof two 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
To be completely honest I think you were a total JERK! Revenge is for children. Did you talk to her and ask her why she didn't make enchiladas. Why can't you make them if you want them so bad. And if you don't know how I'm sure she could teach you. I'm sure she's not going to let you starve and I'm completely sure you can make yourself something ot eat.
2006-12-20 14:54:23 · answer #4 · answered by christinekpainter 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your not a 'jerk' YOUR JUST WEIRD,man. Make your own enchilada and use strictnine for salsa. I hope you don't live in my neighborhood. better yet your not a policeman are you? Wait, I think you might be a reletive,your why I moved 3 states away.
2006-12-20 15:04:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your a nasty jerk! Revenge on your own wife; poor girl. Hope she realizes what a putz she is married to someday. Although, maybe she has already and is working on that whole "starving to death" thing.
2006-12-20 15:00:24 · answer #6 · answered by lima 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Revenge is not acceptable... if you starved it would be your own fault because you are both adults. You should buy her a replacement duck, some roses and take her out to dinner.
2006-12-20 14:52:55 · answer #7 · answered by TracyBee 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha La Fea Mas Bella hahahah who watches that sh*t anyway...damn now what was she thinking not making you your enchiladas??? Who does she think she is damn her...and her stupid shows...I think shes next to go on the toilet..
2006-12-20 15:19:09 · answer #8 · answered by ?Whiskey Girl? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not only a jerk but a child. Need to go on time out buddy.
Not acceptable even if she was a lazy a** b**ch and didn't keep her word.
2006-12-20 14:55:09 · answer #9 · answered by cdnponygirl 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
So make the enchiladas yourself. Yes, you were being a jerk.
2006-12-20 14:54:44 · answer #10 · answered by F 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋