Even though it's hard to lose weight, the low life doesn't know that. Say this "Hey, at least I can lose weight, ugly like you is forever!"
2006-12-20 06:52:19
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answer #1
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answered by Joe S 6
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I might be fat but at least I'm ugly. I mean you look like you stuck your face in a lawnmower.
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fat? at least I don't look like the love child of a slug and a bulldog. Your slimy, wrinkly butt can get out of my face.
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sorry but unlike some people my meals don't end with having a fork down my throat for desert
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when they speak to you quickly cover your nose and jerk your head back and ask them. "have you been eating dookey (or a similar word that can't be used here)
or you could just slap them
2006-12-20 14:54:46
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answer #2
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answered by goldenbrowngod 6
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Say, "I may be overweight, but at least I have a decent character and I can go to bed at night knowing that I am a good person and I don't judge people by their looks." And then smile at them and say "God bless you."
Kill 'em with kindness. :)
2006-12-20 14:43:20
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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Tell them your warmer in the winter and there's more cushion for the pushin
2006-12-20 14:47:41
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answered by Anonymous
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best comeback, just walk away. don't pay any attention. anyone who makes fun of other people weight doesn't deserve your attention.
2006-12-20 14:43:44
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answer #5
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answered by ifyoulovehim, t e l l him<3 5
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~~~ Vanilla,,,, "Be patient,,,my goal is to be Perfect,,, just like you." ,,,or any variation of such. ~~ Above all,,, ONLY you can give power to others to hurt you emotionally. Just as "You can only embarrass yourself." Rise above it,,, and remain humble. This is called a State of Grace.
2006-12-20 14:48:22
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answer #6
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answered by Sensei TeAloha 4
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Tell him/her to take a long walk off a short cliff.
Or...play in traffic.
Because, they are idiots. The end.
2006-12-20 14:44:47
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answer #7
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answered by beelz 4
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"SAY YOU'D RATHER BE HEAVY AND SWEET,
INSTEAD OF THIN AND SOUR.
WITH NO ONE TO COMPETE,
ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO ARE THIN AS FLOUR."
IT'S SYMBOLIC, BUT IT REACHES A POINT.
FAT PEOPLE CAN BE HEAVY IN BODY, YET SWEET IN CHRACTER. IT'S HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT YOURSELF THAT
REALLY MATTERS!
2006-12-20 14:57:57
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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