I always think of what to say after there gone,I get so mad.I so admire quick witted people.
2006-12-20 06:31:46 · 13 answers · asked by sandra b 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
You can't teach someone to be quickwitted. You either have it or you don't. And if you have some stock lines ready it sounds corny, especially if it doesn't fit the situation. ("Hey, buddy, move out of the way." "Oh, yeah? Well, I've seen dogs better looking than you." "Huh?")
The comeback has to fit the situation. It's like a comedian and a heckler. I once heard a heckler yell out, "Hey, why don't you talk about something funny like sex." And without missing a beat, the comedian said, "You want me to talk about sex? Ok, your parent's shouldn't have had it." Perfect.
So I don't know how anyone can help you. Good comebacks fit the situation, are improvised and are specific to the person they're directed at. If you have a particular situation or comment, you need to explain it.
2006-12-20 06:38:56 · answer #1 · answered by bodinibold 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you're a guy, say, "If I wanted a comeback, I'd wipe it off your lips." Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf*ck you! You look like sh!t. Is that the style now? Why don't you try doing the Motorboat on a cactus?! So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey. Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn. I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works! Have you considered suing your brains for non-support? Don't you need a license to be that ugly? I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead. If you had another brain, it would be lonely.
2016-05-23 01:25:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being rude back just reinforces their nasty attitude and they'll blame you for their bad behaviour.
The best witty comebacks are too situational, playing on a phrase that they used or something else in the exchange.
Often the most effective strategy is to become a bit hyper-polite, leaning towards either formality or kindness depending on the situation. The change in your behavior gets their attention and the contrast makes their rudeness more obvious. And it keeps you above reproach.
2006-12-20 06:39:20 · answer #3 · answered by The angels have the phone box. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Usually, if someone says something prejudice or rude, say that you didn't catch what they said and would like him/her to repeat it. Often, calling out the person will embarrass him/her enough.
Ignoring the person and walking away in the most mature thing to do, but I understand the need to use snappy com backs. Don't call the person names or bring in things that aren't relevant to the conversation because this will just make you a rude person.
Try a play on words on what the rude person said.
Even a smile, and "thank you" will confuse the person!
2006-12-20 06:36:15 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs. Pears 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't want to get into a debate with someone who is being rude. I generally try to just smile and walk away, or maybe wish them a good day. They generally know they are being an a** and are not prepared for kindness.
2006-12-20 06:40:03 · answer #5 · answered by Roberta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We all love the snappy retort, and some (Winston Churchill comes to mind) seem to have a special knack. Learning some of the great retorts of the past can help you become another Dorothy Parker, if you wish, but please keep in mind that another's rudeness isn't license for yours.
2006-12-20 06:37:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depending on the situation:
I'm sorry. It must be difficult having no patience.
or
It must be a real burden being the most important person in the world.
or
Since you know everything, can I throw out my encyclopedia and just get my information from you?
2006-12-20 06:40:35 · answer #7 · answered by J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mother. One of my favorites. :D
Or something that generally insults their intelligence.
Something that twists what they say into something completely insulting to the insulter (if that made any sense)
Senario:
Insulter: You're gay. *does frighteningly good impression of a stereotypical gay dude, including wrist bend*
You: You do that way too well for comfort.
Though that was a v. bad example, I hope you understand.
Sarcasm helps, too.
But I don't suggest it, people start to view you as a mean person. Look at me, for example.
2006-12-20 06:37:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oh me too!! Haha, I am the same way and I'm like OHHH man if I had said that it would have been SO good!! :)
Just smile when they are rude and say "May God bless you!!"
Kill 'em with kindness..they'll wonder what you are so happy about! :)
2006-12-20 06:34:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I have 2 words for rude people, but I can't print them here.
2006-12-20 06:34:16 · answer #10 · answered by Call Me Babs 5 · 8⤊ 0⤋