I can't understand how the PC brigade haven't converted him to spring water and a nice bowl of branflakes yet ..... or are the PC brigade afraid of the children? hmmmmm
2006-12-20 06:29:33 · 21 answers · asked by max 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
i think the milk and cookies on christmas eve add the extra oomf he needs to keep going the rest of the year. I suspect he also nibbles the carrots, he goes around during the night, has to keep his eyesight good!
2006-12-20 06:35:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Nice humor for the Christmas season. I guess as long as he gets some "offseason" exercise he can last a good while on coke and pies.
2006-12-20 06:32:15 · answer #2 · answered by jp_457 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mincemeat A incredibly spiced take care of comprising a mix of dried fruit, apple, suet and candied fruit and spices steeped in rum or brandy. it quite is been area of British cookery for hundreds of years and did initially incorporate meat, nonetheless now the only meat modern is interior the suet. Is Santa felxitarian?
2016-10-15 07:52:36 · answer #3 · answered by trinkle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who are the PC brigade? A brigade of PC's, madness.
2006-12-20 06:36:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Soon enough santa will be jogging to each house and knocking on the front door with the presents!! - Keeps him fit and healthy and doesn't violate health and safelty laws!
2006-12-20 06:33:54 · answer #5 · answered by leon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're a member of the PC brigade, aren't you?
2006-12-20 06:37:15 · answer #6 · answered by trer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fat santa will out live me by a few years. An im gona live forever!
2006-12-20 06:34:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fat Santa will survive forever! I hope
2006-12-20 06:31:24 · answer #8 · answered by birdie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If he wasnt fat he wouldnt be Fat Santa (aka Father Christmas)!Anyway Father Christmas is immortal!
2006-12-20 06:34:54 · answer #9 · answered by Robyn in the Hoode 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it's the one in the coke advert it'll be longer as he looks embalmed already, or it may be an epoxy resin coating. Possibly 300 years
2006-12-20 06:42:39 · answer #10 · answered by Neil555 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋