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There must be some reason they lie so much.

2006-12-20 05:10:29 · 11 answers · asked by Darth Vader 6 in Politics & Government Politics

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I think that some truely must believe that.

2006-12-23 01:57:05 · answer #1 · answered by Feeling Mutual 7 · 1 0

"Here's my strategy on the Cold War:

We win, they lose."

- Ronald Reagan


"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

- Ronald Reagan


"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant: It's just that they know so much that isn't so."

- Ronald Reagan


"Of the four wars in my lifetime none came about because the U.S. was too strong."

- Ronald Reagan


"I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandment's would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress."

- Ronald Reagan


"The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination."

- Ronald Reagan


"Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."

- Ronald Reagan


"The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program"

- Ronald Reagan


"I've laid down the law, though, to everyone from now on about anything that happens: no matter what time it is, wake me, even if it's in the middle of a Cabinet meeting."

- Ronald Reagan


"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first."

- Ronald Reagan


"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."

- Ronald Reagan


"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book."

- Ronald Reagan

2006-12-20 13:15:15 · answer #2 · answered by namsaev 6 · 1 3

Ha! I almost fell from my desk reading your question, so far the funniest since I've been reading them! But not to worry, maybe some freak of nature will finally control them. As a matter of fact, it's been so cold lately in my state, that Republicans have actually had their hands in their OWN pockets!

2006-12-20 13:58:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

maybe they're cold and they want to use their growing noses for firewood. or they're hoping their pants will catch fire. it's cold this winter.

2006-12-20 13:16:45 · answer #4 · answered by Decoy 2.0 4 · 1 0

No we do not think we will catch on fire if we tell a truth. Thanks for asking my opinion :)

2006-12-20 13:32:45 · answer #5 · answered by crazylifer 3 · 0 2

When have I ever lied to you?

I've consistently called your questions stupid, and by Jiminy, they most certainly are!

2006-12-20 13:16:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Liberals are anti-american, flag burning, baby killing scumbags, I'm not even warm!

2006-12-20 13:13:42 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 6 2

Signed,

Dan Rather.

2006-12-20 13:12:45 · answer #8 · answered by x 4 · 4 4

LMAO!

Yes, and we all know how "honest" liberals are, don't we?

I guess it depends on what your definition of IS is, right?

2006-12-20 13:14:29 · answer #9 · answered by Jadis 6 · 4 2

zzzzzzzzz

2006-12-20 13:13:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6 2

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