Why do my T shirts smell like a dead skunk?

Question

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Answer 1

When you sleep, some skunks wear them.

They also wear your slippers.

And then they dance around naked, while smoking your very expensive Cuban cigars.

Answer 2

Grassy, next time you roll on a female make sure she doesn't smell like a dead skunk or at least watch where you roll on the ground.

Answer 3

have you tried washing them lately? That usually helps. Unless you're happy with the dead skunk smell. Then in that case, don't worry about it.

Answer 4

have you been around dead skunks?
Cause humans are not able to produce that smell.

Answer 5

Hey, some peoples' mutant power are claws or optic beams, yours is smelling like skunk.

Now, you need to talk to the Prof to see if he can help you harness that power for the good of the world!

Answer 6

maybe they need to be washed

is the smell from a skunk or are you growing pot in your closet

Answer 7

If you have worn them, perhaps repeatedly, without washing and drying them thoroughly, they may have become impregnated with fungus. Wash them in hot water with bleach and dry them before wearing again, and wash yourself with strong soap, scrub thoroughly, and improve your hygiene. It is very unpleasant to be around people with smelly clothes or bodies. Or throw them out and buy new ones, which you should wash after wearing them for one day. You might also start using deodorant.

Answer 8

You washed them with a dead skunk? Not sure...and no I don't want one...those are all yours buddy.

Answer 9

Because...you should stop using your T-Shirts to strangle skunks.

Answer 10

Yes