what would you say?
2006-12-20 04:06:27 · 39 answers · asked by Alyosha 4 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
you could have the bike, onions and mustache too, if you wanted.
2006-12-20 04:18:45 · update #1
Etto, sumimasen? Doko desu ka? Naze pan ga arimasu ka? Sumimasen! Nagasaki wa, doko desu ka? Koko wa doko? Daredemo nihongo ga hanasemasu ke? Tetsudatte onegaishimasu!!
2006-12-20 05:05:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say "How the fuckking hell have I ended up in Paris, I was in my bedroom a minute ago?"
Then I would say "Damn, baguettes! I prefer Panini....I wonder if someone will swap"
Then I would say "What an awful stripy shirt! Where is my jumper I just had on.....some buggers done away with it, the robbing bastards!"
Then I would say "How am I going to get home? My dinner almost ready and the wife is gonna be mad as hell in a bit....and I cant find my passport anywhere"
2006-12-20 04:15:06 · answer #2 · answered by godlykepower 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say 'Ooh La la' and then go on to be comfortably seated on the nearest bench in the park, under the lights of the Eiffel and consume the baguette. Probably buy some wonderful french butter to go with it first.
2006-12-20 04:15:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't it depend on whether the baguette was stale or not and what arrondissement of Paris you found yourself in?
Do I get to have an unlimited supply of Euros in my pocket?
Probably seek out a nice restaurant in the 9e.
2006-12-20 05:30:39 · answer #4 · answered by Alan Turing 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sacre Bleu! Je suis frog! Ou est Jerry Lewis?
2006-12-20 04:13:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bonjour Paris! Ce'st moi!
2006-12-20 04:13:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pardon madam ou ur la Agincourt
2006-12-20 04:54:26 · answer #7 · answered by John H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I ever found myself in Paris, France I would need medical attention. I would be the victim of some terrible accident or perhaps amnesia. I would never willing and in my right mind set foot in that bastion of lunacy.
2006-12-20 04:13:57 · answer #8 · answered by gimpalomg 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
From one who loves Paris , and visits ofton Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr
2006-12-20 21:37:15 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't been drinking, i just seem to have been mugged and banged my head on a car door, i have no idea how i got here, i'm a bishop, its what i do !
Is that a speeding mercedes i see entering that tunnel ?
2006-12-20 04:15:24 · answer #10 · answered by Michael H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋