2006-12-20 03:42:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
Only 1 hour and 30 minutes before work!!!
2006-12-20 03:48:38 · update #1
Do NOT say that someone died. It's too easy to trace if someone gets curious.
Say that you ate some chicken that tasted funny, and now you can't get off the can. For good measure, make a puking noise and empty a glass of water into the toilet, mid-sentence. :)
2006-12-20 04:17:59 · answer #1 · answered by <3 The Pest <3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The truth. You're better off telling them the real reason why you can't come in and not getting caught, than lying. Take some comp time or a sick day, but tell them the real reason.
2006-12-20 11:51:15 · answer #2 · answered by Angry Daisy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Truth!!! That usually works!
2006-12-20 11:53:01 · answer #3 · answered by randyssgirl25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Always say you have diarhhea, no one wants to discuss it. Alternatively your granny dying is a good one, as long as no one finds you out
2006-12-20 11:53:36 · answer #4 · answered by Velouria 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go down to the unemployment office and talk to the people who don't have a job ! They'll be glad to have yours...
2006-12-20 11:52:56 · answer #5 · answered by Vinegar Taster 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are having intestinal problems and can't stay out of the bathroom.
2006-12-20 11:51:02 · answer #6 · answered by fiestyredhead 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you don't want to give everyone at work the illness you have do you?
2006-12-20 11:50:16 · answer #7 · answered by Becky56 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
women problems
2006-12-20 11:45:13 · answer #8 · answered by Talking Hat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
kids usually do the trick
2006-12-20 11:44:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
kids or a cousin died
2006-12-20 11:57:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋