2006-12-20 03:33:00 · 37 answers · asked by chav69 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
A monkey has more brain power than the whole of the Bush family.
For a small fee, I can get my old Sniper rifle out & do us all a favour?
2006-12-20 03:37:08 · answer #1 · answered by godlykepower 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Well I would say the monkey..unless of course it's a Texan monkey and then it would be a little more difficult to call. However, one thing is for sure, a monkey wouldn't have taken iraq to the brink of all out civil war. And a monkey wouldn't turn a blind eye to millions of tons of carbon dioxide being pumped into the atmosphere. And a monkey probably wouldn't put money and power ahead of democracy. So on second thoughts yes, the monkey has more brain power. Bush should stick to eating bananas.
2006-12-20 03:41:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
If you would have asked that question in an Ape house, the poor monkey's would have had to have therapy for years, have you never saw the P.G tips adverts.
Shame on you the monkey has a working brain Mr. Bush has Nae Brain.
2006-12-20 03:42:16 · answer #3 · answered by st.abbs 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I've observed some very observant and bright monkeys, but I haven't seen anything intelligent about the behavior of that moron occupying the Oval Office at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Of course, this may be an unfair question, after all, we don't have a monkey charged with the responsibilities of the Presidency, do we?
2006-12-20 03:47:36 · answer #4 · answered by dkmeller1953 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The Monkey!
2006-12-20 03:38:14 · answer #5 · answered by Chianti Man 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Monkeys have been observed using simple tools. Bush IS a simple tool......
Also, chimps (which are different from monkeys) have been trained to do all sorts of things, including riding a bicycle, whereas Bush can't even stay on a Segway scooter....or a bike...or eat a pretzel without nearly killing himself choking.
To Joseph K - that's just pure, unadulterated bollox. you'd be dead by nowww.....
2006-12-20 04:42:08 · answer #6 · answered by BushRaider69 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It must be GWB as a monkey cannot pronounce a "MERKIN"
or NOOCLEER.
But then again a monkey can fly a rocket, AH but GWB can send lots of rockets.
Try Again to get this answer right.
GWB cant fly a plane because he never went on duty in Florida.
A monkey cant fly a plane either.
The ANSWER is (you made a trick question) - they have equal brainpower.
2006-12-20 03:52:07 · answer #7 · answered by ian d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well as long as the monkey hasn't invaded two sovereign countries; persuaded himself that everything in the universe was designed not evolved; had trouble pronouncing ordinary English words or continued reading to children whilst terrorists were attacking America I would say the Monkey...
2006-12-20 03:43:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
It would obviously depend on the breed of Monkey.
If were to be a Tony Blair (sorry poodle)type of Monkey
How can you differ between the two.They both think they are Gods answer to saving the Planet from all-ills ,but neither of them have a bloody clue.
2006-12-20 03:56:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Defiantly the monkey, but hey! whose that parrot on George's shoulder trying to mimic bush, whats the parrot saying? 'Weapons of Mass destruction, Weapons of mass destruction' repeat repeat etc, Kill those Iraqis, Kill those iraqis repeat repeat etc.
That parrot certainly sounds familiar; ah yes! I know that's Tony Blair' nice one tony as Hardy would say to Laurel ''this is a fine mess you got us into Stanly''
2006-12-20 05:37:23 · answer #10 · answered by Redmonk 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋