Im Unfrozen Caveman and I am here today to throw my hat into the ring and ask for your support in my run for the office of president of the united states . I will be asking some of you to join my cabinet later today. I am running as a liberial yet i will have both libs and cons in my inner circle .will you join me in a new hope for america
2006-12-20 03:12:54 · 11 answers · asked by Unfrozen Caveman 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
i was found in a glacier in alaska and taken to california to thaw out. I am an american citizen and have been one longer than any other living soul.
2006-12-20 03:22:34 · update #1
I will totally vote for you.
2006-12-20 06:51:37 · answer #1 · answered by Perplexed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate to disappoint you but an unfrozen caveman cannot run for President of the United States. Only those born in the United States can run for the office of President. Since there is no record of your birth, you will have no chance of being verified and nominated.
Tough Luck.
2006-12-20 03:18:05 · answer #2 · answered by $Sun King$ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Of course! The current president IS an unfrozen caveman... so your chances are pretty good.
2006-12-20 03:17:50 · answer #3 · answered by markus 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd never thought I'd see Gray Davis on Y/A, but here you are.
Well, sorry, but you're probably better off waiting for Ahnold to go back to acting and get a cameo spot in whatever picture he decides to make.
2006-12-20 03:22:35 · answer #4 · answered by MoltarRocks 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I support you 100% You are probably one of the most elite members of our society. Youve invented the most essential elements on which the human race is based upon. You are more than qualified.
2006-12-20 03:33:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, you mean Encino Man? He started hanging with Pauly Shore and he's currently in rehab
2016-05-23 00:06:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I call vice president
2006-12-20 03:15:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
John Kerry... is that you? Oh, no... you're Herman Munster, not a caveman.
2006-12-20 03:15:07 · answer #8 · answered by I hate friggin' crybabies 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Who are you running against?
2006-12-20 03:24:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sure if Bush was up for re-election!!!
2006-12-20 03:19:34 · answer #10 · answered by Cherry_Blossom 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋