Who would win a no-holds-barred, over the top rope Muppet Battle Royal?

Question

I'd have to go with Animal. He seems like he could take a LOT of punishment, and get up to dish even more out.

Beeker could be a dark horse.

Answer 1

Sweetums! the really big fuzzy monster with the huge mouth and fangs. He's as tall as a human and bulkier than a bear. All he'd have to do is simply grab and throw - no other muppet has the weight to go toe to toe with him or take him over the top ring.

Answer 2

I'm torn on two possibilities: 1 ) Gonzo. Look at all the punishment that muppet can take. He'd just get batted around the ring for a while, but hold on to the ropes for dear life, until the rest of the muppets got tired. 2 ) Miss Piggy. That sow has the mad-skills, as witnessed in her mighty judo chop, as well as her fine pork chops!

Answer 3

I like Ms. Piggy...there would need to be at least 10 other combatants to throw her over...so if she made it into the final 5 she'd be golden...my darkhorse would be Gonzo....I know he has a weapon hidden in that nose seomwhere.

Answer 4

Don't forget about the Swedish Chef. He's big and slow but he's got all those sharp knives. He might be packing when he gets in the ring.

Answer 5

I'm going to have to put my money on Grover. He's a wildman I tell ya. He'd kick your *** from neeeeeeeeeeeeeeear........and faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar.

Of course....Snuffleupagus is looking pretty buff these days. Someone should wake him up and see if he's up to the task.

Answer 6

Either Animal or Rizzo (the rat) just because he's a rat and ya never know!

Answer 7

I'm gonna go with Beeker. It's the little ones you've gotta look out for. And he's a chemist, so...

Answer 8

But you can;t sell short Miss Piggy

Answer 9

Yea Animal tells it all

Answer 10

Kermit. Its always the one people say "I never thought he would do something like this" who does the most damage!!