2006-12-20 01:03:02 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
wore heels and struck oil
2006-12-20 01:05:16 · answer #1 · answered by board-stupid 3 · 6⤊ 3⤋
your momma is so fat shes got as many rolls as a bakery ! LOL :P
2006-12-20 07:39:15 · answer #2 · answered by kirstyere 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I haven't got a momma.
2006-12-20 02:35:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Your momma is so fat, she buys her shoes at Mr. Tire.
2006-12-20 01:07:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Is on both sides of the family
uses the equator as a belt
jumped in the air and got stuck
when i was on top of her my ears popped
wore a malcolm x t-shirt and a helicopter landed on her back
has her own postcode
and a few more
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat that her postport pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her back in!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
hope u like them
2006-12-20 01:07:21 · answer #5 · answered by 2 good 2 miss 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
doesn't have a waistline, she has a coastline
when she bleeds, she bleeds gravy
However, I say your momma the other day kicking a box, when I asked her what she was doing,she said moving.
2006-12-20 01:08:02 · answer #6 · answered by This is not ellie29uk 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Hey Britney,you have lost almost all of you baby fat!
2006-12-20 01:08:27 · answer #7 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Very round
2006-12-20 01:04:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
wore a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her
2006-12-20 01:48:33 · answer #9 · answered by Buck Flair 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
... went for a swim off the shores of Cornwall U.K, she caused a tsunami to hit the shores of New York.
2006-12-20 01:14:00 · answer #10 · answered by Convince Pete 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
...sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out or
...got stabbed an chocolate started flowin or
...is just really fat
2006-12-20 01:09:28 · answer #11 · answered by bigyonk_07 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋