"I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" , "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a fifty pound note on my penis."
"What the hell were you thinking?
"Why did you get a fifty pound note on your penis?"
"Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow . . ."
"Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money . . ."
"Third, I like how money feels in my hand . . ."
"And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here
at home and blow a fifty pound note anytime you want !"
Have you got any tattoos and if so where??
PS thanks Betty and Emma love from London xx
2006-12-20 00:27:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
LMFAO...yes I have a rose on my ****!
2006-12-20 00:30:47 · answer #1 · answered by Alexandra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WoW!!! Well I thought MY husband was a mommas boy! You have married yourself to a very immature mommas boy. The bible even says a man is to leave his parents and cleave to his wife. You can't live as a married couple and make a family if he only wants to be up under his momma forever. Is he still breastfeeding? Maybe thats why he is there all the time LOL. Sorry but for real, you will spend the rest of your marriage in competition with his mother if you don't put a stop to it now. I'm dealing with that now and its a no win situation. I definitely think you need to consider other options and look for a man who is more on your level.
2016-05-22 23:41:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love to blow money too!! Yes I have 2 tats! Shoulder and thigh.
2006-12-20 00:56:21 · answer #3 · answered by mustanglady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope she was greatful, I have a letter W tattooed on each bum cheek, when I bend over it spells WOW, the BF always finds that funni, thanks for cheering me up, lol
2006-12-20 00:32:44 · answer #4 · answered by Loverboi007 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked this post, very very funny.
Nope, no tatoos but just wanted to tell you that this was pretty clever!
2006-12-20 00:31:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes....I have a tribal heart on my ankle.
2006-12-20 00:35:59 · answer #6 · answered by rhonda y 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great!
2006-12-20 01:43:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's funny
2006-12-20 00:33:39 · answer #8 · answered by space case 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes! on my willy 2.its horney bee.xx
2006-12-20 00:30:49 · answer #9 · answered by pinkyboy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WAT A CRACK"!
2006-12-20 00:34:55 · answer #10 · answered by Mr Trend Vampire 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋