In the First World War the soldiers of both sides were bogged down in the trenches, the British Commander was trying to stop the awful death rate of the soldiers picked off by German snipers. He summoned three guys who were quite handy in the art of throwing knives. The following night they positioned the three knife throwers along the trenches, put a helmet on a stick and pushed it up into the night sky. BANG! Whoosh, The shot rang out, the knife flew through the air, the helmet left the stick, then an Urrgh! as the Germans dropped dead.
This happened once more a couple of hours later, at another part of the trench, same result, and another German sniper dead.
The British moved up the line to where the last knife thrower was and prepared to get the last German sniper. They placed the helmet onto the stick, which now had two bullet holes in it and slowly pushed it into the air. BANG! Whoosh, then nothing….
The British Commander said “That was f*cking sh*t, you missed”
The knife wielding soldier said ‘Sir, wait till the f*cker nods his head’
2006-12-19 23:37:49 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why cant they see the joke the head falls of good one terry w 9/10
2006-12-20 00:05:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He should quit while he's a head ! haha
2006-12-20 03:00:57 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
got it. he sliced through his head.
2006-12-20 03:00:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im lost
2006-12-19 23:43:16 · answer #4 · answered by Nutty Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and.... what is the question?
2006-12-19 23:46:28 · answer #5 · answered by j.jones82 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋