Well, Christmas is almost here, so I should get off my lazy bum and go fight the masses to buy some cheap gifts for my bratty lot.
Anyway, my oldest son likes makeup and pretty dresses, my middle daughter is into that whole *Pro-Feminimsim* deal, and my little baby girl loves to play with knives. My step-daughter hates me, and I hate her, so what should I get that monster? And my other son is into girls, sex, and porn.
So what should I get these kids, to shut them up until next year?
2006-12-19 23:24:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
Um how about psychotherapy for all of you?
2006-12-19 23:35:16 · answer #1 · answered by keyz 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Internet access with no netnanny sh!t pretty much covers all of that!
If you want things more unique and kid specific try these:
Eldest son: Time to get him into stillettoes I think, I'd go for red paton as a start.
Middle daughter: A subscription to Lesbians R Us magazine.
Baby girl: An 'ornamental' samurai sword should be appreciated by her.
Step devil daughter: Arsenic.
Other son: Maybe gentle persuasion to take advantage of the fact he has a step sister, she is a girl and they could have sex and make porn movies together.
Hope this helps you out, Christmas can be a b!itch when you've got so many kids.
Karma.
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2006-12-19 23:43:02 · answer #2 · answered by angelkarmachic 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GO F@@@ YOURSELF!!!! listen maybe they wouldnt hat you so much if you didnt have such low respect for them. instead of buying some cheap crap how about you put some time into what they want to do. for the pro feminism one set up some tickets for her to go to rallys or something( i dont know what goes on there). and to the others just dont be a bit(h to them
2006-12-19 23:42:51 · answer #3 · answered by southerndawg777 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about giving your kids a trip or something that you and your kids can do togher. And of course get them something small for underthe tree and give them coupons that they can give to you to play with him or make something with them or take them on a trip.
2006-12-19 23:39:18 · answer #4 · answered by jm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get them a father who cares about his kids
2006-12-19 23:26:03 · answer #5 · answered by j b 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get them all DRUGS...or proper medication it dont matter..Buy them some protien powder like the guy does on tv...
2006-12-19 23:28:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
get daddy a facelift
2006-12-19 23:26:43 · answer #7 · answered by b-overit 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
some things are not so expensive
2006-12-21 02:41:43 · answer #8 · answered by ewwwbuythismobilecom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋