The vagina is the only part of the human body suitable for storing porridge?
2006-12-19 23:14:36 · 30 answers · asked by markhatter 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well mines full to the brim of porridge right now and it seems okay. Lol x
2006-12-19 23:19:33 · answer #1 · answered by Liggy Lee 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Aside From The Fact I Think This Should Have Appeared In Polls And Surveys Mate. And By The Way Gross! The Only Safe Place To Store Porridge Is In An Airtight Explosives Magazine Deep In A Nuclear Bunker. Other Than That You Could Mix It With Water Boil It Up With A Good Bit Of Salt, Mix To A Really Sticky Consistency And Render Your House With It.
This Advice May Also Be Taken With A Pinch Of Salt!
Have A Gooday And A Bonza Christmas Mate!
2006-12-19 23:24:27 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funnily enough I was at the 3 bears house last week and they asked this very question. The answer is that the only place suitable to store porridge is in goldilocks' big bucket!
2006-12-19 23:38:16 · answer #3 · answered by Banny Grasher 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No it's true, I've got the original 1st Edition Goldilock's & The 3 Bears' book, and the much mis-interpreted line from Mummy Bear is 'And who's been jizzing in my porridge?'
Obviously, Daddy Bear & Baby Bears response was, as we still think.
So there's all the proof you need.
2006-12-20 02:16:47 · answer #4 · answered by Yokay Booboo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its good for stirring porridge also! Dont forget that.
2006-12-19 23:17:33 · answer #5 · answered by Rich T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It seems that your brain box is storing some now!
2006-12-19 23:24:16 · answer #6 · answered by SNVL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup. Just ask my mum - she keeps our Ready Brek fresh all through Christmas
2006-12-19 23:24:04 · answer #7 · answered by Buck Flair 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You have to get your oats from some place. Just remember bowls and not bowels ;)
2006-12-19 23:24:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No her A hole will do to if you don't mind your porridge being all nutty
2006-12-19 23:19:50 · answer #9 · answered by Dragon 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No and you are living proof as it seems your cranial cavity is much better suited
2006-12-20 00:41:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋