Brain of Indian...................
IT IS NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT THAT HAPPENED IN
AMERICA.
An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and
asks for the loan
officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to
India on business
for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need
some form of security
for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys to
a new Ferrari
parked on the street in front of the bank. He
produces the title and
everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to
accept the car as
collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good
laugh at the
Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral
against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into
the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000
and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.The loan officer says, "Sir, we
are very happy to
have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very
nicely,but we are a
little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you
out and found that
you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why
would you bother to
borrow "$5,000"
The Indian replies: "Where else in New York City can I
park my car for
two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there
when I return'"
Ah, the mind of the Indian...
" A journey of a thousand miles Begins with a single step.
2006-12-19 22:45:30 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL... hahaha.. good one.. yeah indians r like that..
2006-12-19 22:54:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 out of 10
2006-12-20 23:39:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow , smart as ever. But he could have parked the car in his garage, since he is a millionaire then definitely he has a house perhaps in one of the posh suburbs and could very well pay for a chauffeur to fetch him. Anyway, the message came through. 8/10
2006-12-20 02:53:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda boring. Give it a 3 out of 10. Sorry!
2006-12-19 22:58:52 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
2006-12-19 22:53:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It is clever and funny, but I don't feel the need to rate you but the Indian person giving him 10/10.
Thanx!
2006-12-20 00:24:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love Rasmalai and gulab jamun....... Rating : 10/10 for all! ♥ ♥ Keep Smiling!!
2016-05-22 23:35:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, it was a blonde, now an Indian....repeated several times in these columns....though good and funny.....hahahaha
2006-12-20 22:40:25 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha..good one...i'll give it a 2 out of 10 (1 being good & 10 being bad)
2006-12-19 23:10:43 · answer #9 · answered by braich_gal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first of all its not a true incident...and second...the guy had brains...if he was a multi millonair...then he had brains...thing..he saves so much money..and he got such nice protection for the car...no one would steal it from the bank...u get that ..empty brain?..u better not post a joke against any other country ever....bcuz its mean
2006-12-19 22:53:26 · answer #10 · answered by adi 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Very good joke, and a vert smart man.
2006-12-19 23:13:17 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋