2006-12-19 22:16:41 · 2 answers · asked by dhruv k 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Will you play army men with me.. so I can blow the hell out of you !
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Wow! Are those real?
There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ***.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out.
Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong
................................SME DIRTY ONES....................................
If you and I were squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole
2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
6. You are so fine that I'd eat your **** just to see where it came from.
7. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
8. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go ****.
9. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ***!
10. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
11. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
12. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
13. Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?
14. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?
15. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
16. Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.
17. The word of the day is legs; why don't you come to my house and spread the word.
18. Lets play titanic youll be the ocean and ill go down on you
19. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
20. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
21. Hi. Are you cute?
22. I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
23. I'm easy. Are you?
24. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
25. I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
26. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute
27. Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)
28. Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes) Do you mess around? (No) Would you hold still while I do?
29. Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
30. (Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?
31. I bet you \$20 you're gonna turn me down.
2006-12-19 22:33:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I will not say anything dirty but try this. If you are chatting with a female and she types in bathroom break, when she gets back ask her if she got her hair wet? And if she says no, ask her if she peed through a straw?
2006-12-19 22:20:56 · answer #2 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋