Adam and Eve were sat in the cave one day when Eve said to Adam, “What colour are we?” Adam said ‘How the hell do I know’.
She wasn’t happy with his answer and slumped back in the corner. A while later she again said “Adam, what colour are we?” ‘I don’t know’ he replied for the second time, ‘if you really want to know go outside and ask him up there’.
Off she went, reached the outside of the cave and shouted “Oi! YOU”.
The sky darkened and the clouds gathered. A chink of light appeared from the clouds ‘YEEEEES’ came the reply through the beam of light.
“What colour are we?” and God said ‘You are what you are’.
The sky cleared and the clouds dispersed. Eve went back into the cave, not really understanding the answer, clearly in a mood. Adam said ‘Well, what did he say?’ “Humph” she replied.
‘Come on, what did he say’ says Adam.
“Humph, he said you are what you are!”
‘Well that’s that then’ said Adam ‘We’re white’.
“How the f*ck do you work that out?” says Eve.
‘Well” says Adam “If we were black he’d have said ‘Ya is what ya is!!!’”
2006-12-19 22:11:14 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sounds black and white to me (as long as Adam isn't colour blind like a friend of mine who wore a lime green suit thinking it was grey!)
2006-12-20 03:05:32 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-19 22:49:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my goodness me what have you done? I'll have to call in work sick for the rest of the week now because i'm going to be laughing so hard i'll most probably soil myself.
I only just stopped laughing from when i heard Bobby Davro tell that paticular rib tickler in 1984, you swine you.
2006-12-19 22:17:56 · answer #3 · answered by Mr Hyde 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one, but a bit dated...
The first time I heard that one it was about one zebra asking another if he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes...
2006-12-19 22:25:55 · answer #4 · answered by south_texas_herper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who did invent names to colours good joke 10/10
2006-12-20 00:10:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-19 22:33:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.
A kid was playing in his sand box when he asked his mom "Is god black or white?" his mother replied, "Both."
A couple minutes later the child asked, "Is god a man or a woman?" "Both."
The kid thought about it for a minute then asked, "Is god Michael Jackson?"
2006-12-19 22:15:51 · answer #7 · answered by Sara ♈ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was class good 1 m8 you got anymore
2006-12-19 22:20:07 · answer #8 · answered by damien 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, he isn't. He just used accents. Funny one.
2006-12-19 22:14:22 · answer #9 · answered by Smriti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a little rib tickler ha ha
2006-12-19 22:16:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋