Christmas Cookie Recipe
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal/Whiskey/Rum
Sample the liquor to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the liquor again, to be sure it
is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a
large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the liquor is still
OK.
Try another cup - just in case.
Turn off the mixer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of
Dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it
Loose with a dewscriver.
Sample the Liquor to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz
a sheet.
Check the Liquor.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the bottle of Liquor.
Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
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2006-12-19 21:50:52 · 3 answers · asked by xovenusxo 5 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
My friend emailed this to me a couple days ago and I was cracking up- That's exactly how I cook!!
2006-12-20 02:52:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Were you spying on me while I was baking (half baked) this past weekend? Shame on you!
2006-12-19 22:42:58 · answer #2 · answered by Sandie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great. I'm going to have to try that recipe.
2006-12-19 21:58:29 · answer #3 · answered by kayjay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋