The funniest answer gets 10 points.
2006-12-19 21:38:26 · 27 answers · asked by kayjay 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I know this is immature, but I was bored.
2006-12-19 21:49:09 · update #1
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to smoke some marijuana
Jack got high and opened his fly
and Jill said I don't wanna
2006-12-19 22:50:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch some pail of dirt jack fell on jill while jill forgot to take the chill pill and then they had a son
(explains this--->Jack and jill went up the hill right?they got a pail of dirt which is poo and the poo stank too much so jack fell on jill. Jill had forgoten to take the chill pill(pill that makes you not pregnant and then they had a son)
2006-12-19 21:44:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jack & Jill went up the hill to get a cheap thrill and down again to pay the bill!
2006-12-19 21:41:58 · answer #3 · answered by Lolita Angel Rose Taylor-Kennedy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. the rhyme goes as follows. jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water, jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after.
2006-12-19 21:42:08 · answer #4 · answered by Alimj786 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water,
they ****** there a big time,
and came down with a daughter.
2006-12-19 22:14:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke a pile of weed,
Then went to the mini mart coz they felt the need to feed.
The water was for when yer mouth tastes of cotton,
coz frankly that feels quite rotten.
(I need a life)
2006-12-19 21:47:18 · answer #6 · answered by Geek Girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dwarf tossing into the well. Jack did not fall though...a midget tripped him then kicked him in the face for a while. Seriously, would falling be enough to break your crown? no. Unless Jack is a complete pansy, it can only be caused by a beating from an angry midget.
2006-12-19 21:43:05 · answer #7 · answered by Jerk my flergan! 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jill was thirsty and she told Jack that if he didn't come along to carry the bucket of water that she wouldn't put out for a year.
2006-12-19 22:18:34 · answer #8 · answered by AngryAmerican82 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
They realized that time in life was short and that it's good to go up the hill before they're over the hill.
2006-12-19 21:41:48 · answer #9 · answered by JustDucky 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
.....to get the trips that made them fall and need a glass of water,jack blacked out broke his crown and Jill just wanted his ghanja.......(the dealer lives there)
2006-12-19 21:50:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋