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Please refer to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zwbhAXe5yk

I must confess that when I sleep I sometimes dream about the banana and wake up with disruptive palpitations.

2006-12-19 21:27:37 · 7 answers · asked by Alucard 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Just as much as the pineapple is the theists worst nightmare.

2006-12-19 21:30:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

We didn't come from monkeys, I have no idea why people insist such a fallacious belief could be true. If we analyzed the theory of evolution with the same amount of scrutiny we analyze religion, it wouldn't stand a chance. They call the development of the human voice box the inexplicable great leap. I thought there was no such thing as a great leap of faith in science, yet they persist. I don't know about you but I wouldn't want to take a great leap across the Grand Canyon.

2006-12-20 05:50:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Sure, the banana is soooo very complex, it must have been GOD who made it.....So I have terribel nightfright because of this, I dream of Burning in a lake of fire, and then I wake up and realize that I just have to go to family court....

2006-12-20 05:30:22 · answer #3 · answered by Socratic Pig 3 · 2 0

Only if the platypus, or Sacculina, or Ebola means God was having a bad hair day.
Or just being mean, deciding the location of the male prostate gland.

2006-12-20 05:34:55 · answer #4 · answered by Pedestal 42 7 · 2 0

wild bananas don't look like the cultivated one he's using as an example. selective breeding gave that banana the traits that he gives god credit for. if anything he just proved evolution to be a fact.

2006-12-20 05:33:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yahoo Answers is getting weirder and weirder!

2006-12-20 05:39:03 · answer #6 · answered by Dennis J 4 · 0 0

proves that we evolved from a common ancestor as monkeys ... doesn't proove s.hit about Gods/God/Allah/etc .. f.u.c.k you
have a cigar, on me : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Penis_corrected.jpg

2006-12-20 05:46:31 · answer #7 · answered by crockoshithunter 1 · 1 0

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