Two drunks coming home, stumbled up the country road in the dark. "Faith, Mike, we've stumbled into the graveyard and here's the stone of a man lived to the age of 103!" "Glory be, Patrick and was it anybody we knew?" "No, 'twas someone named 'Miles from Dublin'!"
2006-12-19 20:38:48 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well done always laughing some dont know what a mile stone is 10/10
2006-12-20 00:15:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely cute....
Remember this one?
One afternoon an American tourist was in an Irish train station. He approached a white haired little man in an official-looking uniform coat and inquired "Pardon me, but where can I catch the 3:00 to Dublin?"
The little man pointed to a large door & answered "Straight through that door, turn to the left, and you'll be right."
The tourist, puzzled, inquired again, and got the same reply.
"Turn to the left, and you'll be right."
Angry over feeling like he was being teased, the tourist turned on his heels, cursed the Irish under his breath, and stormed off toward the tracks.
The little Irish man, watching him go, muttered "Suit yer self, ya cheeky Yank...turn to the right, and you'll be left..."
2006-12-19 21:59:28 · answer #2 · answered by south_texas_herper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one... here's one for you.. probably already heard it..
It was during the Second World War, and around Christmas time..
German soldiers were on one side of the river and Irish soldiers on the other side.. It was calm and had been for days.. nothing happening.
Finally, an Irish soldier said, “Be Gora, aim gonna git me a german”
He goes down to the river and hollers, “Hanns! Hanns!”
A german answers, “Yah?”
Bang.. The Irish soldier shoots.. gets the German.
Next night, the same thing happens… “Hanns! Hanns!”
“Yah?” bang…
Another German down.. After four nights of this, the German commander says, “They are killing one of us every night. We must do that to them.. Sergeant, whats a good Irish name..?”
“Mike” says the Sergeant. So the commander tells a german soldier “Tonight you go down and holler ‘Mike’, and when someone answers, you shoot him”
That night, the german soldier hollers, “Mike! Mike!”
The Irish soldier answers, “That you, Hanns,?”
“Yah!” bang..
2006-12-19 21:00:47 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an oldie
Try this one.
How do Irish Men get Irish Women pregnant?
Dunno?
And you have the cheek to take the micky out on the Irish.....lol
2006-12-19 20:45:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok! Not that funny (maybe a 1 o 2). Was he called "Miles" because he lived so long?
2006-12-19 21:53:01 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
. . . . . and then i imagine he kissed the ' Blarney Stone ' and made a choose that his dream ought to come authentic and the Witch time-venerated practitioner ought to change in to that fancy shapely female from the nook save.
2016-12-01 00:02:56 · answer #6 · answered by korniyenko 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 10 / 10 keep 'em coming
2006-12-19 20:40:46 · answer #7 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah; sorry 2 outa 10.
nice idea tho, needs work.
2006-12-19 20:52:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
good joke. i am still having trouble. yahoo will not let me post tonight...my joke was only slightly rude but they will not let me loose.... keep em coming....
2006-12-20 05:45:32 · answer #9 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two gay irishmen patrick fitzmichael and michael fitzpatrick
2006-12-19 20:42:34 · answer #10 · answered by t00t5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋