CAN you translate this??????????'?

Question

Ya chole chango chilango
que chafa chamba te chutas
no checa andar de tacuche
y chale con la charola.

Tan choncho como una chinche
mas chueco que la fayuca
con fusca y con cachiporra
te paso andar de guarura.

Mejor yo me hecho una chela
y chance enchufo una chava
chambeando de chafirete
me sobra chupe y pachanga.

Si choco saco chipote
la chota no es muy molacha
chiveando a los que machucan
se va a morder su talacha.

De noche caigo al congal
no manches dice la changa
al chorro del teporocho
enchifla pasa la pacha.

PACHUCOS CHOLOS Y CHUNDOS,
CHINCHINFLAS Y MALAFACHAS
ACA LOS CHOMPIRAS RIFAN
Y BAILAN TIBIRITABARA.

Mejor yo me echo una chela
y chance enchufo una chava
chambiando de chafirete
me sobra chupe y pachanga.

Mi ñero mata la vacha
y canta la cucaracha
su choya vive de chochos
de chemo, churro y garnachas.

CORO

Transando de arriba abajo
ahi va la chilanga banda
chinchin si me la recuerdan
carcacha y se les retacha

I'll give you all the points of all my questions if you translate this and you are NOT Mexican.

Answer 1

I can't do all of it yet,
but let me at least give a few words to get
us started.

Verse 1:
Line 1:Chango is a monkey
Chilango = a resident of Mexico City
So line 1 means: Well, that's enough, Chilango monkey.
Line 2: What useless work you do!

Verse 2: As huge as a bedbug
More crooked than the black market(or smuggling)
With a rod and a truncheon
I walk by with you playing a bouncer

Verse 4: If I bump into something I'll be bruised
The cops aren't too perverse
Screwing those who run something over
Taking bribes is their business.


Verse 6: Pachucos are members of Mexican
gangs in the SW USA. I knew plenty of
them when I grew up in Arizona.
No, I wasn't a member!
Cholos are half-breeds.

Next to last verse:
Line 1: It should read: Mi ñero mata la bacha.
It seems to mean: My pal puts out
his joint.
ñero is short for compañero.
So the whole verse translates as
My pal puts out his joint
and laments its passing
His brain lives on meth
pot and fries.

Chorus: Playing tricks up and down
There goes the Chilango band.
?
Can someone carry on from here and
finish the job??
BTW This is a song by Tacuba Cafe.
I found the lyrics on several Google sites.

Answer 2

Already chole chango chilango
that it ruins chamba you chutas
he/she doesn't check to walk of tacuche
and chale with the charola.

So choncho as a bedbug
but chueco that the fayuca
with fusca and with truncheon
I happen to you to walk of guarura.

Better me me fact a chela
and chance plugs a chava
chafirete chambeando
I have more than enough it sucks and pachanga.

If I collide sack chipote
the chota is not very molacha
chiveando to those that crush
he/she will bite their talacha.

At night I fall to the congal
don't stain he/she says the changa
to the jet of the teporocho
enchifla passes the pacha.

PACHUCOS CHOLOS AND CHUNDOS,
CHINCHINFLAS AND MALAFACHAS
HERE THE CHOMPIRAS RAFFLES
AND TIBIRITABARA DANCES.

Better I throw a chela
and chance plugs a chava
chafirete chambiando
I have more than enough it sucks and pachanga.

My ñero kills the vacha
and he/she sings the cockroach
their choya lives of doddering
of chemo, churro and robes.

CHOIR

Trading up and down
there the chilanga band goes
chinchin if they remind it to me
carcass and you them retacha

Answer 3

Wow... I think that would be pretty hard to translate, sounds like a south-american tongue twister and I can't understand half of it!!!

Answer 4

no puedo, lo siento
yo estoy muy atareado

Answer 5

omg, I'm Mexican and i can't understand all the words.