2006-12-19 20:10:02 · 10 answers · asked by melaku 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I say the same to you, only you must accept Mithra.
I say the same to you again, only this time you must accept Quetzalcoatl.
I say the same to you again, only this time you must accept Dionysus.
I say the same to you again, only this time you must accept Krishna.
I say the same to you again, only this time you must accept the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
2006-12-19 20:11:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
lol...
Well the obvious answer is "We don't accept Jesus here, only Mastercard, Visa, American Express and personal cheques supported by a valid bank card. No sir, we don't take Discover either..."
Love the "ultimate visa" idea though. Just went through a long palaver to get my wife a visa to live "indefinitely" in the UK. Are you saying there will be two stern-faced angels behind bullet-proof glass, checking all our paperwork for admission to "Eternity"? Do I need to show my re-birth certificate for that?
2006-12-20 04:40:14 · answer #2 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Alot of others do not believe or want to believe the same way you do. That is why we don't repent and accept Jesus. Why do people insist on trying to use fear to bring people to god? Seems like a backward concept to me. Negative reinforcement never works, it just makes people rebel more.
2006-12-20 04:21:10 · answer #3 · answered by Danny 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Are you implying that the ethereal body is the ultimate credit card?
Strange way of putting it....but ok!
My answer is No I didn't know that repenting and Jesus and born again and......sigh.....your question is confusing me now.
2006-12-20 04:22:46 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
and your proof for that would be what and dont say the bible because it has no athourity for that subject??? ooo yeah thats right im sorry thats the only thing you have to fal back on. you left your wits in your other coat. come back when you can actually say somthing of use.
hay i just had a silly idea. hows about instead of preaching at other people you ask a real question, wouldnt that be nice.
2006-12-20 04:19:56 · answer #5 · answered by lucifer 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
LOL
The Flying Spaghetti Monster will save everyone.
Ramen!
2006-12-20 04:13:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I've heard that.
Did you know that unless you stop being an unbearable prick, you'll never find a girlfriend and will likely die alone?
Laz
2006-12-20 04:14:25 · answer #7 · answered by The Man Comes Around 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Perhaps a better question is to ask whether any cares...
2006-12-20 04:20:36 · answer #8 · answered by Megumi D 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Really? Says who? You?
2006-12-20 04:17:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
ok
2006-12-20 04:10:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋