would appreciate a good golfing joke, I sent one & got a violation notice!
That's the spirit, no guys- enjoy your festive season
2006-12-19 20:01:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Golf
Heres a classic...
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Cause he got a hole in one!
ya...kinda corny
2006-12-20 07:16:58 · answer #1 · answered by Chad Sexington 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Couple of short ones:
1. Never buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it.
2. You can hit a two acre fairway 10% of the time and a two-inch twig 90% of the time.
3. When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.
4. Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe.
2006-12-20 09:04:19 · answer #2 · answered by Dennis W 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
OK, Tye, let's see if this one gets zapped:
A guy was taking his weekly lesson at the driving range and hit his driver with a lovely long slice that landed smack on the windshield of a passing van loaded with nuns going to church. The bus lost control and plowed into a bus filled with old folks going on an outing and both vehicles slammed into a gasoline tanker and BOOM! all three blew up in a massive explosion raining car bits and other unmentionables all over the highway.
"Oh my gosh!" sobbed the golfer, "How in heavens name did I ever do that!?!?!?"
"Well, your left hand was a little too far around to the right...", answered the pro...
2006-12-19 20:11:13 · answer #3 · answered by iwasnotanazipolka 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a man and complete stranger were playing golf.the stranger was a beautiful woman she teed off the first hole and sliced it into a pasture
they could not find her ball!until the man found it in the butt of one of the cows.he lifted the tail up and said "hey!does this look like urs??!?"
he woke up the next morning with a 5 imprinted in his...well you know where!
2006-12-20 16:09:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Surely a joke can not be taken that sereosly? Right.
I dont quite get hat 1st joke at the end. Im only a begginer so I might get it one day!
2006-12-19 21:55:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats stupid. I bet it was funny too. freakin *******
2006-12-20 06:40:13 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Lemur 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry to hear that
2006-12-20 04:25:18 · answer #7 · answered by Doug 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
idc..i dont care
2006-12-20 12:31:21 · answer #8 · answered by sam3 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋