I'm just kidding. I don't believe that, but I'll bet even money that there's a whole bunch of Christian folk who clicked on this question out of a mix of curiosity and disgust.
I will ring your doorbell and run away!!!
2006-12-19 19:33:57 · 23 answers · asked by Satan Lord of Flames 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I've got two states covered and ready to go for you Satan Darling!
2006-12-19 19:38:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The earth and the fullness thereof belongs to the Lord Jesus Christ, this world however is run by Satan no doubt, look around and the cheezy carnval atmosphere that is this present world. Satan hates God cuz he wants to be God, and no matter how hard he plots and plans he cant beat God Almighty, only God is omniscient, and in fact you people that knowingly worship Satan, you have made a bad bet, you think because for a time the Lord God has allowed the devil on a leash some lattitude as it fulfills God's will, that your getting away with something. And even though you being evil think hell is a party, you have never known the absense of the spirit of the Lord, his spirit fills the universe, and he causes the rain to fall on the just and the unjust. Repent before it is too late. or you will know the wrath of an Almighty God. And your insolent rebellion will cease and your mouth will shut. There will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
2006-12-19 19:53:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a lot closer than you think. Truly Jehovah-based theology (the utter negation of self and reason in favor of the slavery of revelation) has gone by the wayside. Megachurches have taken a numinous, ego-comforting, "seeker friendly" perspective. Intelligent design, while annoying, lets us know that Christians understand that the Genesis account isn't literally true and that they're struggling to find a way to keep Jehovah in the equation. The more decent and intelligent "sinners" that Christians are exposed to, the more they tend to turn away from fundamentalist ideologies.
The dawn of the Satanic age is here. I don't know that we'll ever get rid of stupidity entirely, but hopefully we'll get to a point where people are embarrassed to admit being Christian or Muslim and where gays, atheists, and pagans are free to stalk the street with impunity.
Hail Satan. *grin*
Yule Mubarak,
Laz
2006-12-19 19:46:14 · answer #3 · answered by The Man Comes Around 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if you're pessemistic than a good guess would be Easter 2007 around 4:30 A.M. If your optimistic, you should say August 19, 2007, at 6:17 P.M. Thats to my full extent of knowledge
2006-12-19 19:40:06 · answer #4 · answered by somerandomguy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Answer to the question. The Dark Lord Satan already has a firm control of the earth. The real question is... when is Jesus going to come back and redeem the earth... That happens in Revelation... The scroll with 7 seals... In early jewish history, a title deed to a property was sealed with seven seals, and only the Kinsman redeemer of the land could open it. In Revelation it depicts Jesus as the redeemer who opens the 7 seals to the title deed of the earth, in which seven judgements are delivered on the earth....
Does that answer your question?
2006-12-19 19:41:41 · answer #5 · answered by floyd 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No. The dark Lord devil has consistently been somewhat too obsessed approximately Christ for my style. I propose somewhat, in basic terms close up and luxuriate interior the babby-Q, maximum surprising? yet I did worship the dark Lord Melvin until now he began that finished sequin element.
2016-12-11 12:41:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I confess. I clicked out of a mix of curiosity and anticipation of amusement! There have been a few (answers) so far that did not disappoint! lol!
Shut up, Floyd!
2006-12-19 19:42:54 · answer #7 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Obviously, you've never been to Houston.
Which, by the way, is Hell. It's just a bad translation.
2006-12-19 19:35:34 · answer #8 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Never! The LIGHT always beats back the dark,even on the week end!
2006-12-19 19:35:51 · answer #9 · answered by Mad Dog Johnson 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Beware of the dark side.
2006-12-19 19:39:16 · answer #10 · answered by cosmicyoda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋