I'm creaming on a white Lexus,
Just like the one I used to own.
It belongs to my ex wife,
who filled my life with much strife,
and made me want to shoot her dead.
I'm creaming on a white Lexus,
with every alimony check I write.
May I find some woman who's bright,
who won't dump me for some biker dyke.
Just kidding ;)
2006-12-19 16:49:30 · 8 answers · asked by opjames 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lololol!!hehehehehe!i have gotsta tell my friends about that 1!!merry christmas and happy new year
2006-12-19 16:52:17 · answer #1 · answered by polly! :) Hahahahaha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. Another 10 years and maybe you'll have something to be funny about.
2006-12-20 00:52:27 · answer #2 · answered by Frankie P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think it'll quite make it to the "Christmas classics" category...but points for effort!
2006-12-20 00:51:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha. thats fantastic!
I never knew cows could write so well.
2006-12-20 00:50:49 · answer #4 · answered by sweet_az_kandii 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats
awsome
did you make that up or did you find it
but either way its awsome
HAHA
2006-12-20 00:50:50 · answer #5 · answered by babe_cake12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
luckily,you are just kidding.
2006-12-20 00:58:27 · answer #6 · answered by hpz ftw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-20 16:46:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-20 00:51:05 · answer #8 · answered by hippie_chick69love 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋