2006-12-19 16:44:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bamma on first tee of golf tournament. Bamma up there ready to go. Bamma say tons of people watching. Bamma say it a par 5. Bamma need 300 yard drive. Bamma take a mighty swing. Bamma hit crap outta ball. Bamma lets out a gigantic FART. Bamma say everyone laughing. Bamma so embarrassed. Bamma shot a horrible 76 that day. Bamma never forget farting in front of Arnold Palmer. Bamma otta know.
2006-12-19 16:59:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
We were at our classroom because we were practing our dance for the Christmas program. I'm in 5th grade, very young, huh? Since there are only 3 people in 6th grade, they decided to dance with us. But while the teacher wasn't there, me and my friend(Girl) held hands and turned around (Like in Bop to the Top;hsm). We got out of control that we fell on the ground. We were at our uniform and my crush was there and the boys were watching! They like saw our underwear!!! It was so embarrassing!!!
But doesn't matter! I still moved on! I will not embarrassment ruin my life and bother me too much! :)
2006-12-20 00:51:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Shopping in Sam Goody, lotsa people there, backed into a pole and said excuse me, only to have probably some of the hottest women around watching and giggling.....UGH.....oh yeah, then there was the time I farted during pastoral prayer in church, yeah, didn't go very well.........beet red the rest of the night.
2006-12-20 00:51:36 · answer #3 · answered by Joker 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
in 3rd grade on my way back from the bathroom to class, a 6th grade girl passed me and i coudlnt take my eyes off her, and a teacher open up the glass door from her room an di didnt see it cuz i was still starein at the 6th grade chick, and bam!!, walked right into the door and fell strait back
2006-12-20 03:12:59 · answer #4 · answered by kydd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was six months pregnant I was working at a restaurant. I got into a booth to clean the seat and the whole butt of my pants ripped out.
2006-12-20 01:37:58 · answer #5 · answered by Squirrel 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"My first day in Jr. High" I had gone to Texas for the summer and I got back about a week after school had started.The first day I went I was late because I had to go get enrolled andby the time That was through I had to go straight to 1st period. When I got in the class the teacher asked me " Where are you moving from?" I replied " Oh I'm not moving here I Have always lived here I just got back from vacation." So this crazy teacher looks at me and says " OHHH HOW I WISH I COULD STAY OUT OF SCHOOL 4 DAYS AFTER IT STARTS FOR VACATION!" So I just looked at her and asked where to sit, she ended up putting me on a table with 4 inches of space to do my work.
So 5th period(lunch period),( P.E.) rolls around and I have no Idea what to do so I walk up to the coach and hand him my schedule, "come back next period" he told me. So I just followed the line that was leaving. ((((NOW MY BROTHER TOLD ME THAT IN JR. HIGH YOU GET TO SIT WHERE EVER YOU WANT BUT THAT WASN'T TRUE!!!!!))))
Well I get in the lunchroom and I see nobody I know and I mean nobody, so I go and sit down. Now I picked the ** mentally challenged_ table**( I have nothing against mentally challenged) to sit at, and all of a sudden everyone at the table started staring at me. Finally the teacher told me " Your not supposed to be sitting here" I asked "why?" "this in't you table." So I said "where is my table?" She said "I don't know." She got up to go put here tray up and when she came back I was still there and she said "you need to go sit with your CLASS!" I asked once again "where is my class?" SHe asked who I came with and showed me the table.
NOW THAT WAS EMBARRISING FOR ME!!!!!!
2006-12-20 01:36:46 · answer #6 · answered by big_fan 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When I was 16, I tried to have sex w/ a cute chick, but I couldn't keep my penis hard. It was/is the most embarrassing happening of my lie.
2006-12-20 00:53:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
i was at an amusement park with my friends and we had all won basketballs.we went on a rollercoaster where you had to hold your things.that meant we had to hold the basketballs.without thinking,i yelled,"hold on to your balls guys!!" all these hot guys were looking at me just cracking up.through out the whole ride my friends were yelling my stupid slip,and they wont ever let me forget it!!!!!lol!merry christmas and happy new years!!
2006-12-20 00:57:37 · answer #8 · answered by polly! :) Hahahahaha 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My wife and I were at her parents house and she felt something stuck in the couch. She thought it was our daughters toy and yanked it out. Turns out it was her parents dildo. She threw it at her dad and he ran to the bedroom with it.
2006-12-20 01:29:12 · answer #9 · answered by GI Jay 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
when I was 6, I was to help my cousin get her mom's shoes and l didnt put on a single thing on me and l went out naced outside but to hide my imbaricness,I put a little smile on my face and som1 in my head was laughing at me,I was imbariced
2006-12-20 01:08:41 · answer #10 · answered by April 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋