Home Depot customers
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever
scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get
supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't
be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come
over to your car as you are packing your shopping into
the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield
with a rag and Windex, with their breasts
almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is
impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer
them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a
ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You
agree, and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and
performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals
your wallet. I had my wallet stolen September
4th, 9th, 10th, Twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th.
Also October 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times
just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming
weekend.
So, be careful.
2006-12-19 16:44:17 · 9 answers · asked by hott.dawg™ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
darn you figured out our scam! but you must like you keep cumming back.
2006-12-19 17:00:44 · answer #1 · answered by hippie_chick69love 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anyone would think you'd be smart enough not to get scammed again after the 1st time...
2006-12-19 19:19:49 · answer #2 · answered by Esmerelda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dayum, you poor bugger....I go to Lowe's probably 2 or 3 times a week and all I ever get are sales adverts....
2006-12-19 19:21:22 · answer #3 · answered by south_texas_herper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
challenging point. do a search on to yahoo or google. this can assist!
2014-11-05 16:54:54 · answer #4 · answered by kenneth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My goodness!!!
you must be very desperate,,,,or your a massive muthufu@#in slut!
slimeyslut i'll bet!
2006-12-19 17:38:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'l be sure to keep on my toes
2006-12-19 16:47:34 · answer #6 · answered by deseraa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-12-19 19:14:43 · answer #7 · answered by kydd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WTF! Are you kidding me?!
Was it worth it?
I will try to see that happen and maybe you shouldn't let strange people in your car.
2006-12-19 17:42:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
please let me know where they are going to be on Saturday
9/10
2006-12-20 00:38:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋