Jesus and Moses are sitting up in Heaven. Jesus turns to Moses and asks, "Do you think we still have it after all these years?"
Moses smiles, stands up, raises his hands and the seas part. He smirks with satisfaction and sits down.
Jesus gets up and begins to walk out onto the water, and falls in. He gets up and tries it again, and falls in. Soaked, he tries one more time, and falls in.
Flustered, he sits down. Moses looks at him and the water. After a few moments, a lightbulb goes off in his head, "I know why you keep falling in!" he says.
"Why?" asks Jesus.
"This first time you walked avross water you didn't have holes in your feet!"
2006-12-19 15:35:54 · 8 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahah that is the most LMAO joke I have ever heard!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!
2006-12-19 16:13:16 · answer #1 · answered by candacemcgee420 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is not funny dont joke about Jesus Crucifixion
2006-12-20 01:13:56 · answer #2 · answered by polly! :) Hahahahaha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha brought a smile to my face.
2006-12-19 23:49:41 · answer #3 · answered by April J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CUTE BUT ON THE EDGE OF IM TOO SCARED TOLAGH AT THIS ONE FOR FEAR OF MOCKERY!
2006-12-19 23:37:59 · answer #4 · answered by ***BUTTERFLY*** 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
every creative lol
where do u get this lol
2006-12-20 00:43:03 · answer #5 · answered by azn boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!! thats funny!
2006-12-19 23:37:50 · answer #6 · answered by booyah™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not funny at all.
2006-12-20 00:19:56 · answer #7 · answered by hpz ftw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH unpredicatable ending =P
2006-12-20 05:43:50 · answer #8 · answered by eeekkk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋