God's name spells the crucifixion?

Question

Since some have doubted, denied, or tried to refute my earlier statement that God's name, JHVH = IHVH - "hand hallelujah nail hallelujah", spells the crucifixion, look for yourself. The Hebrew letters each have distinct connotations. I've listed theme below. It is irrefutable.
1. Aleph – ox
2. Beth – house
3. Gimel – camel
4. Daleth – door
5. He – airhole, hallelujah
6. Vau – nail/hook
7. Zain – weapon
8. Cheth – fence
9. Teth – coiling/twisting
10. Yod – hand
11. Kaph – (hand) palm
12. Lamed – oxgoad
13. Mem – water
14. Nun – fish
15. Samech – support
16. Ayin – eye
17. Pe – mouth
18. Tzadi – fishhook
19. Qoph – back of head
20. Resh – head
21. Shin – tooth
22. Tau - sign

Answer 1

I would agree that you have the correspondences for the Hebrew aleph beth pretty good; I might argue on some fine points. But it is interesting what you have said about "hand hallelujah nail hallelujah," because I would say "window," rather than "airhole" for He, and I do not know how you got "hallelujah" from that. Then Yod-He-Vau-He would be Hand-Window-Nail-Window, which is not so easily interpreted. You might say "hole" rather than "window" in some contexts (as windows in those days were just holes), which would yield Hand-Hole-Nail-Hole. That is, after all, how Jesus was crucified: nails making holes through his hands.

However, you need to add a letter to the name of God to get the name of Jesus, so it would make sense to include that in your interpretations. And remember that with so few letters, and each letter representing an object, we are going to find interesting interpretations everywhere. Coincidence cannot be entirely ruled out.

Answer 2

I don't get how this spells crucifixion. Gods name is YHVH. In translating it to different languages that didn't have the Y, J & I are used.

Y - hand H - hallelujah V - nail H - hallelujah
Y - hand SH - tooth V - nail A - eye

One can play with the old Hebrew any direction. But I don't think it spells crucifixion.

Answer 3

No, it is not 'irrefutable'!!
By your own listing you have PROVED that the G-d IHVH means "Dolphin Persecutor" or "He (or She, to be impartial) Who Tormenteth Dolphins":
Yod = Hand
He(h) = Airhole
Vah (usually, not 'Vau') = Hook
He(h) = Airhole

"He/She Who Catcheth Dolphins By Hooking Their Airholes (signified by the double use of the word for a plural)"!!!

Answer 4

God has many names, something like 23 names which include.
El, Elo-hem, Yahweh, I am, God, etc.

I don't understand where you get your analogy from. But thanks for going to the trouble of listing it all to be clear.

Answer 5

jhvh, or ihvh, or what ever, are not God's name... no one knows God's name... when Moses asked God relied by saying " I am that I am".... those who enter Heaven may learn God's True Name... but that will be up to God.

Answer 6

At least you admit there's no J's...cool

Answer 7

nonsense