2006-12-19 14:32:37 · 15 answers · asked by tt_hot_gyal 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
2006-12-19 15:25:19 · answer #1 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, I would like to know..what exactly is "chucking wood?"
In order to figure out the amount chucked, I need to know if chucking wood is like using a saw, or a knife, or teeth, or ?
Then the time element comes into play.. for how long is this supposed wood chucking, going to take place? Is this for 8 hours a day, or just a couple hours a day? How many days? And lastly, if this wood chuck is in any way related to Chuck Norris.
all things considered, I would say a cord..
2006-12-19 22:48:48 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much wood as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
2006-12-19 23:52:30 · answer #3 · answered by Garnet 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since a woodchuck CAN'T chuck wood, the answer obviously is none!
2006-12-19 22:47:19 · answer #4 · answered by bill_in_il 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know cuz a woodchuck won't chuck wood
2006-12-20 00:25:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wood chuch would chuck all the wood if a wood chuck would chuck wood!
:D
2006-12-20 00:02:06 · answer #6 · answered by chingos91 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
about as much as wood chuck could chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
2006-12-19 22:39:02 · answer #7 · answered by servant2heaven 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
and if a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if he would!!!!LOL!merry christmas!
2006-12-20 02:09:41 · answer #8 · answered by polly! :) Hahahahaha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wood chuck would chuck
2006-12-19 23:59:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck or Upchuck ?
2006-12-19 22:37:12 · answer #10 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋