I know that a weird question to ask, but any ideas?
2006-12-19 13:54:55 · 20 answers · asked by Julianne B 2 in Health ➔ Other - Health
I think you already are!
If it's only temporary - an exam or visiting your least favourite relatives - drink alcohol or any normal liquid to excess! Eat lots of HOT spicy curry, chilli, etc - that's good for up to several days of (maybe vomiting and) diarrhea!!
Kiss someone - French them - with the flu or a cold!
Have unprotected sex with the HIVpositive man/woman you know! (That's SICK, anyway - abusing them!)
Sit outside as naked as possible in a storm!
Cut yourself and smear dirt or other things in the cut!
If you're sick enough to want to ruin a healthy body - you'll find a way!
2006-12-19 14:04:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Is your name, by any chance, Julianne Bell? Because I know someone with that name and thought it was weird.
Anyway, are you trying to skip school or something? Just act sick f you can act good. If not, walk around the house barefoot (on cold bathroom floor would be best), drink a lot of cold water, stay outside without a coat (if it's cold outside), tell someone who is sick to cough on you or your pillow......and a bunch of other stuff.
2006-12-19 22:07:51 · answer #2 · answered by Alterna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If ur thinking like..cold sick, wet ur hair and put ur head in a freezer, if ur thinking like to throw up get sick, poke the hangy thing at the back of ur throat with a toothbrush...
2006-12-19 22:03:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat some spoiled food - there's bound to be enough bacteria in some old food to shut you down for a few days. I've never had food poisoning but I hear its rough. Maybe some roadkill thats been there a few days? These suggestions are horrible, I know, but you asked........
2006-12-19 22:03:26 · answer #4 · answered by brian f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do you need to get sick??
you can stick your hand down your throat
take medications
eat raw eggs
eat poop
lick a chicken
shave grandmas feet
do these things and you will be guaranteed to be sick in less than a week =]
2006-12-19 21:59:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
NEED? are you purging for weight loss? loooking to avoid something?
This question is seriously wrong on any level. If your avoiding something your better off just sucking it up and getting it done as gracefully as possible.
No matter what you are seriously endangering yourself.
2006-12-19 21:59:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
why would you want to do that? But I would hang around sick people and hope you catch it, but you could always just pretend. Good luck on getting sick I guess! lol
2006-12-19 21:58:20 · answer #7 · answered by barefootmodel 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In prison they mix the ashes of cigarettes to water and drink. Works like a charm, but you really feel like crap
2006-12-19 22:03:01 · answer #8 · answered by utuseclocal483 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You shouldn't be under any obligation to tell anyone (including an employer) the exact nature of your illness -
it's private, and no one else's business. A simple 'I am ill'
should be sufficient.
2006-12-19 21:59:37 · answer #9 · answered by 13th Floor 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have an idea. See a healthcare professional, and ask for help. Whether you know it or not, you need help.
2006-12-19 21:58:50 · answer #10 · answered by Silver Penguin 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋