I should know. I am He.
2006-12-19 13:50:45 · 20 answers · asked by Black Jesus 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
HA HA HA YOUR A FUNNY LITTLE MAN....i wish i could answer your question but it makes no sense...Sorry PLEASE PICK ME,I NEED 10 POINTS.
2006-12-19 18:20:53 · answer #1 · answered by slickcut 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Okay, so your name is Jesus. I knew a guy named Jesus in high school.
2006-12-19 14:05:03 · answer #2 · answered by TarKettle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as Jesus died for me and sits at the right hand of GOD I could care less if he looked like a Chihuahua from Canada.
And if you are he then I would like to humbly ask that we go back to talking through prayer. Yahoo Answers is just so.. um... Yucky!
2006-12-19 13:56:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you are talking about God's only begotten son you are NOT HE. Jesus was a Jew. Weather he was black purple or green makes no difference to me. I am still so thankful that he gave his life for me. I love Him with all my Heart!!!!
2006-12-19 13:54:55 · answer #4 · answered by GraycieLee 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
When you stand before Him on judgment day tell him that just before He cast you into the lake of fire.You should know that He is God almighty and He is the one that said that all lire will have their part in the lake of fire. Revelation 20: 13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works. Revelation 20: 14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. Revelation 20: 15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
2006-12-19 13:58:03 · answer #5 · answered by Ray W 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Somewhat true ...
He was (here) a man of color (IMHO)! He was (again IMHO) a person for all of us to have a great respect for! He died for us that we might enter the kingdom of Heaven!
However, my friend, You are not Our Savior! You are not Him who saves us!
Jesus, in the true sense, was Arabic, Jewish! He was (most likely) NOT fair skinned!
Black, me thinks not! Of color, then yes! White? Not likely!
Sasquatch? Also not likely! But He was here for all who believe!
The Ol' Sasquatch Ü
2006-12-19 14:23:46 · answer #6 · answered by Ol' Sasquatch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is a fictional character in a book of bronze-age jewish mythology.
Unless you're talking about the guy who cleans my pool. He's real...
2006-12-19 14:02:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What is important is that Jesus came to save us and redeem us from sin. We worship and honor him for what He has done for us.
2006-12-19 13:57:26 · answer #8 · answered by pooterilgatto 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Did you know that he was white too?
Some would say that he was Jewish for 33 years. I think that is also valid.
2006-12-19 13:56:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are not HE and no one cares what color Jesus is, HE just is.
2006-12-19 13:55:29 · answer #10 · answered by neptune 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, and I'm Roberto Cavalli!
2006-12-19 13:52:40 · answer #11 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋