I have many...I was going to see a theatrical play that was in town and I wore these new dress shoes(cheap I might add) with a sort of thin heel. Well when I walked on the concrete sidewalk outside the building the heel cover broke off exposing some type of screw that was used to keep the heel in place. (I told you they were cheap.) Anyways well inside the auditorium it was all carpet and you had to walk downstairs. The screw in my shoe got caught in the carpet on the stairs as I was going down. OMG...The top part of my body was in motion while my foot stayed in place. I fell down the entire flight of stairs. It was like in slow motion. My best friend was laughing her butt off and this couple just looked in horror as I tumbled down. All I could was put my face in my hands and hurry to the bathroom. I have always been a klutz but that was hilarious.
2006-12-19 13:39:24
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answered by LuvMyGirls 5
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I have had so many it's hard to pick one, so here are a few. Hopefully it will make you feel better.
1. One time I walked into a metal post at the mall and smacked my head so hard I started spinning in circles, and my best friend laughed with everybody else.
2. A couple months ago I went into a business meeting with clients from another state. I walked into the room and tripped on the corner of the door and fell the rest of the way into the room. Loudly and ungraciously.
3. On my way to work in downtown Detroit one winter, I slipped on the ice in the middle of a major avenue and fell flat on my face. No one offered to help me up because they were laughing too hard.
4. In the 7th grade, in the middle of a math test, I passed gas loudly. Everyone knew it was me. After that I determined that life was no longer worth living.
5. I asked an overweight acquaintance, whom I wanted to be friends with and was trying to make conversation with, "When is your baby due, in a couple of months?" No, she said, I'm only eight weeks pregnant." She never spoke to me again.
6. And then there was the time I asked my hair stylist how far along in her pregnancy she was, and she said, "I'm not pregnant." I got a new hair stylist after that. I couldn't face her again. You'd think I would have learned the first time.
7. Earlier this year I got up in front of a group of people to sing, and I walked in front of the stage, got on the stage, and then walked halfway across to the microphone, and the entire time my skirt was tucked into my pantyhose. There are no words to describe the laugh I gave the audience that day.
8. On one of my very first dates ever, the guy took me to a Chinese restaurant, and I spilled my won ton soup in my lap. I scooped it up and put it back in the bowl. He laughed.
As I'm writing this, I'm thinking that there a lot of people in this world who should thank me for all the good times! I hope this helps.
2006-12-19 13:42:56
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answered by No Shortage 7
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I was at the mall & there waz thiz really cute guy there I could tell he liked me so I started Showing off 4 him so the 2nd I saw Him I said I have 2 do somethin that will make him Remember m3 ....Well I made him remeber m3 but not in a good way. While I was staring at him Bam!! There I waz sliding across the wet floor in the mall and I fell flat on my face and 23verbody waz laughing Including him=( wat a Lozer!!!! I dont need a guy like that he could of atleast helped me up that Jerk ;p
2006-12-20 18:48:13
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answered by ♥DominicanMami♥ 1
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My most embarrasing moment....well.... It's definelty not the most embarrasing, but here it goes.... I dozed off in class and my teacher decided to play a joke on me. He let me sleep and then allowed my class to leave and let his next class take their seats. He began teaching his class and I woke up to find myself completely confused. Everyone laughed so hard and made fun of me the rest of the week!
2006-12-19 13:51:04
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answered by Kristina 1
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hail to the queen - at last a question with humour!!!!
riding a racehorse in a charity race as a fundraiser, infront of a grandstand with 20 000 ppl, only for the horse to run out of steam half way through. we help up the entire racecourse while i, red faced and totally embarrassed, walked my sweating, panting, trusty steed to the finish line.... 10 mins after the last "running" horse crossed it. to add insult to injury, her name was "Eager Effort". i think we went down in history for setting a new track record for the longest time to complete a race 1300 metres long.
2006-12-19 13:36:53
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answered by Anonymous
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I don't really have a lot. In the fourth grade, this kid was chasing my friends and I around and I called him a d*ck head. He started crying and I felt really bad.
Lame I know, but I don't get embarassed easily.
2006-12-19 13:33:02
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answered by Short and sweet 3
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I didnt read my story durin english coz i got nervous and next thing ya no, the whole class is staring at me. I had to make my friend read it.
2006-12-19 13:32:36
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answered by Anonymous
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getting told by a freind of a girl i like that she is despratly inlove with me and i asked her that kinda changed things a little bit for the worst tho haha
2006-12-19 13:38:09
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answered by Anonymous
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we were making out for a lengthy time period and that i went in for yet another kiss a short at the same time as later yet then he moved his head on the superb 2d with the help of twist of destiny and that i slobbered throughout his cheek, it replaced into soo embarassing and he made relaxing of me for a short at the same time as yet we both laughed it off
2016-11-30 23:46:03
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answered by anuj 3
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getting caught stealing a used single AA battery from a repair shop.
2006-12-19 13:34:19
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answered by Pandora 3
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