As he drove along the highway, a guy kept seeing billboards with beautiful, tanned people and the words: Visit the Garden of Hedon. His curiosity got the best of him and he turned off the road at the entrance to the place a few miles down the road. He went inside a building marked "Registration" and saw an attractive woman sitting at a desk.
"Exactly what do you do here?" he asked.
"It's quite simple," said the receptionist. "This is a nudist camp. We take off all our clothes and be one with nature."
"Cool," said the guy, "count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays." A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing: "Beware of Gays."
He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said, "Sorry, you've had two warnings!"
2006-12-19 12:58:21 · 9 answers · asked by Jack C. 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. thanks that is funny.
2006-12-19 13:05:12 · answer #1 · answered by loretta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i assumed it replaced into undesirable AND extraordinarily offensive! To advise that government workers, or perhaps worse, our militia do no longer do any paintings is particularly ignorant! i do no longer care in case you probably did no longer make the humorous tale up; you instructed it. that's undesirable. and that i understand human beings are going to think of i'm in basic terms too uptight or w/e, because of the fact it particularly is 'in basic terms a humorous tale'... yet human beings (which includes folk i admire) DIE so which you may have the suitable to make undesirable jokes, so yeah, I do take it a sprint extra heavily. It got here approximately to be the 1st humorous tale i've got seen from you, yet apparently you place up lots. Are all of them like this?? : P
2016-12-15 04:37:09 · answer #2 · answered by karsten 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this...new joke back in the 80's. It was funny, then...
2006-12-19 13:07:24 · answer #3 · answered by mrquestion 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, first time I have ever heard it.
2006-12-19 14:48:44 · answer #4 · answered by Lizzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't really understand.
2006-12-19 13:03:05 · answer #5 · answered by hpz ftw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!!!
2006-12-19 13:50:56 · answer #6 · answered by booyah™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it? ohhhh!!!
2006-12-19 13:18:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry dont get it!!?? : /
2006-12-19 13:06:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh!
2006-12-19 13:15:18 · answer #9 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋