Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along!"
2006-12-19 12:44:21 · 20 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...ice cream truck...got to love it
2006-12-19 12:47:37 · answer #1 · answered by micmegan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ILL HAVE TO STOP THE ICE CREAM TRUCK FROM COMING ROUND MY WAY 10/10 FOR THE JOKE
2006-12-19 22:56:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL!!!
I can't believe it and the ice cream truck is a gd 1.
thanks 4 making my day keep it up LOL
2006-12-19 20:51:32 · answer #3 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a fire engine the first time I heard it. Good though. 5/10
2006-12-19 21:49:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAH! That's hilarious!
damn ice cream truck driver.
2006-12-19 13:26:40 · answer #5 · answered by ♫♪alyssa♫♪ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great 10 / 10. I first heard this joke it was that long ago it was a fire engine (when they had bells) that went past. Thanks for the memory
2006-12-19 18:12:37 · answer #6 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a fire engine the first time I heard it. Good though.
2006-12-19 18:52:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, good one. I wonder how many people still do it in their old age. That's a subject no one wants to talk about...
2006-12-19 13:02:41 · answer #8 · answered by loki_the_ferret 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I've heard it before, but as a Senior who is still doing it, I enjoyed it.
2006-12-19 12:52:23 · answer #9 · answered by Beau R 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha...very good
2006-12-19 21:42:19 · answer #10 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋