Two young boys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young boys, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than some hard jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court on Monday morning, bright and early." The two boys where in court that Monday morning, and the judge asked the first one, "So, How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor," he replied, "I persuaded 22 people to give up drugs forever." "22 people? That's amazing. How'd you accomplish such a feat?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles and told them the big circle is your brain before drugs, and the small circle is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," said the judge.
2006-12-19 12:29:20 · 8 answers · asked by Jack C. 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OH MY GOD!!!! that is the funniest thing i have ever heard
2006-12-19 12:32:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You forgot to post the second half of this joke.
I know this one, it is incredibly funny.
Oh, and the second half of the joke goes like this:
"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?", he asked the second boy, "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that?!?", "Well, I used a similar approach. (draws two circles) ...o...O I said, pointing to the small circle, "this is your a**h*** before prison, ..."
2006-12-19 20:33:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he asked the second and the second replied "i got 125 to give up drugs + the judge asked how did you do that? he responded well first hardest part is getting the nurse to stop putting their ivs' back in.
2006-12-19 20:39:16 · answer #3 · answered by scotty b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS PRETTY FUNNY,I CANT BELIEVE THEY ACTUALLY BELIEVED HIM! AND HOW MUCH DID THE 2ND BOY GET?
2006-12-19 20:32:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not funny. that has morale. You didn't finish it either.
2006-12-19 20:31:54 · answer #5 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SEEN SOMETHING LIKE THIS ON TV BEFORE.
2006-12-19 20:32:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this a joke?
2006-12-19 20:31:42 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...funny
2006-12-19 20:41:57 · answer #8 · answered by micmegan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋