A 65 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches a while then says, "you look ridiculous! What on earth do you think you are doing?"
She says, "I just got my checkup and my doctor says I have the breasts of an eighteen-year old." She starts laughing and jumping again.
He says "Yeah right, and what did he say about your 65-year old @ss?"
"Your name never came up"..........she replied.
2006-12-19 11:56:07 · 26 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol. Good one.
2006-12-19 20:07:30 · answer #1 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first thing you should do is commend yourself for getting out of the situation, takes a lot of courage. Second thing you should probably do is possibly join some type of women's group, maybe even church. I know it's a pretty scary things for most folks, but some church people can be the kindest people and they always are there to help. Maybe even find a local volunteer group..get your brain off of guys for a while, especially as it seems you are still vulnerable. The last thing you want is someone brainwashing you again and getting you back where you were...Remember you are worth WAY more than what that guy gave you credit for. Good luck.
2016-05-22 22:24:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great 10 / 10 lol
2006-12-19 18:14:42 · answer #3 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really funny. Thx for sharin that with me!!
2006-12-19 11:58:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
or she replied he must have thought it looked younger cause all he did was spank it for 15 minutes
2006-12-19 12:22:06 · answer #5 · answered by scotty b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that funny
thanks for the laugh
rotfl just where you know
2006-12-19 13:47:30 · answer #6 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it hahahahahahahaha!
2006-12-19 12:22:02 · answer #7 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOL good one keep um coming
2006-12-19 12:09:22 · answer #8 · answered by micmegan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute!
Thanks!!
2006-12-19 12:00:48 · answer #9 · answered by Lindsey H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that was the most hilarious joke i have ever heard in my entire life!!!!!! Thank you so much!!!!!!
2006-12-19 12:00:49 · answer #10 · answered by candacemcgee420 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋