2006-12-19 11:07:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
When putting the oil in the lamps, young jesus spilled some in the bowl of eggs his mom had sitting on the table. Being a child, he tried to hide his mistake by mixing it all together. He beat it so hard, that lo and behold - Miracle Whip!!!
LMAO!!
2006-12-19 11:11:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus created Miracle whip by creating man
2006-12-19 11:30:14 · answer #2 · answered by inteleyes 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the beginning, there was bacon and the bacon was delicious. Bacon ruled the earth and took dominion over the animals. God saw this and said that it was good.
On the second day, God created the gardens of the Earth, planting in them seeds that would grow to be lettuce, tomato, carrots and other various salad veggies.
On the third day, God created Miracle whip and all the other yummy stuff that goes into Kraft Ranch Dressings.
On the fourth and fifth day God created 47 more varieties of Ranch Dressing.
On the sixth day, God was famished and tossed together in a bowl the bacon, lettuce, tomato, carrots and other salad veggies, topped it all off with all 48 varieties of Ranch Dressing and then ate it all up.
On the seventh day, God rested.
2006-12-19 11:25:40 · answer #3 · answered by alfeebester 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
By using Miracle Egg Whites. What do you think?
2006-12-19 11:10:26 · answer #4 · answered by AdamKadmon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He simply braided a few cords together and started swinging it around....and hey, wow...them cheatin' animal merchants and moneychangers got to movin' their butts on outa the Temple grounds in a HUGE hurry!
Boy, would I love to see Him repeat that miracle in a few "churches" today...not to mention that ridiculous farce and embarrassment to my religion, TBN...short for "Totally Blasphemous Network"!!
2006-12-19 11:26:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never make fun of Jesus !
2006-12-19 11:11:38 · answer #6 · answered by Dion D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Yes he did because his liverwust sandwich was dry and he was all out of hummus.
2016-05-22 22:16:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know, but he sure as hell took care of all those money changers in the temple.
2006-12-19 11:09:59 · answer #8 · answered by Atlas 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he ran out of mayo
2006-12-19 11:11:03 · answer #9 · answered by kelly r 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
would you just shut the **** up and get out of here?
2006-12-19 11:24:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋