The evil athiest,666zillion light yrs away have trashed their own planet and now seek to take over Earth;populated by Christians.The athiest seem to have better technology and weapons,and evan grow to be 3xlarger than the Christians.When the athiest get to earth the Christians are caugt off gaurd,and helpless;at first it appears the athiest are accomplishing the goal of taking over and destroying the christians.But the remaining Christians regroup,spend some time in prayer,and ask Jesus to help them defeat the obnoxious,ugly athiest.God agrees under the condition all Christians are cicumcised.When the remaining christians return to battle the athiest,christians are outnumbered 7/1;but God true to His word has kept His promised and the few christians attacked with everythingthey had left, and the athiest never had a chance;the christians promptly crushed and squashed them.The defeated athiest were sent into a black hole never to be seen again.And everyone lived hapily ever after.The End
2006-12-19 11:06:42 · 11 answers · asked by Maurice H 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hey, I heard of this *really great restaurant* at the edge of the Galaxy... no, the other edge.
LOL.
Peace be with you.
2006-12-19 11:23:28 · answer #1 · answered by Arf Bee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You see, this is exactly what made me not want to be a Christian in the first place. Not accepting basic science as an explanation for the universe, and wanting to banish all Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Athiests, Agnostics, Buddhists, Antitheists, etc. into a black hole. NO respect at all for other people's views or opinions....Jeez.
2006-12-19 11:13:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thinking of joining an offshoot of Scientology are we?
Edit: To think many believers b*tch on here that WE are the ones that say crap about them all the time. I better not see you complaining later about us being the rude ones.
2006-12-19 11:09:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Congratulations!
You have finally crossed over from merely annoying to insulting.
What a *good* little Christian you are. I feel thoroughly put in my place by your brilliant satire.
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2006-12-19 11:12:23 · answer #4 · answered by Chickyn in a Handbasket 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
flip it around.
Atheist are from planet Earth and the christians are from the planet Christanos. theyve come to earth to convert us. if we dont convert they will kill us and move on...
.....kinda sounds like the Chronicles of Riddick.....
and your idea has the be the most idiotic idea i have ever heard...
2006-12-19 11:08:21 · answer #5 · answered by johnny_zondo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
christians living happily?that's too much even for a sci-fi!don't forget to feel guilty for breathing tonight and pray for forgiveness
2006-12-19 11:20:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*Sarcastic* Wow, you should consider writing books *Sarcastic*... Then you could turn it into a crappy movie, like L. Ron Hubbard did with Battlefield Earth.
2006-12-19 11:10:28 · answer #7 · answered by Psyleet 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You just ripped that off from VeggieTales.
2006-12-19 11:09:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was a teenage *****
2006-12-19 11:14:01 · answer #9 · answered by John K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-12-19 11:08:56 · answer #10 · answered by amdirien 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋