A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning,
sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, Drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
2006-12-19 11:06:19 · 23 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
2006-12-19 11:06:36 · update #1
Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."
2006-12-19 11:06:52 · update #2
LMAO...that's gotta be joke of the day. I bet he wished he said he had a headache instead. Two thumbs up!!
2006-12-19 13:16:39 · answer #1 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honey it sounds like your living in a fantasy world. I don't mind making my man a cold drink, dinner, and some naughtiness after that but when it comes to taking his shoes off...hell to that no! Some men need to realize that your woman is not your mom so don't expect the same things your mother did for you. However, I do believe in taking care of my man when he comes home from work but the shoes thing is a no-no!
2016-05-22 22:15:00 · answer #2 · answered by Ardis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2006-12-19 20:24:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad 8/10
2006-12-19 20:31:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny I need to let my husband read this because he thinks I lay in bed all day watching TV and scratchin my a**. thanks for the funny joke
2006-12-19 11:18:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
effing hilarious! 10/10
2006-12-19 11:11:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is outstanding!
I can't wait to share it with the feminists! RR!
Thanks.
2006-12-19 12:44:06 · answer #7 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL! One of the greatest jokes ever! :)
2006-12-19 12:37:47 · answer #8 · answered by Rogue 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-12-19 11:58:20 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ending wasn't as good as I'd hoped
2006-12-19 19:06:59 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋