Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even... Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued. "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
2006-12-19 11:01:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My wife read this and she said that from now on, we would do the same thing, and have sex only when the church bells ring and at that rhythm..
Problem is, there is no church here..
2006-12-19 11:58:19 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 pmsl 10/10
2006-12-19 18:55:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one..lol
2006-12-19 21:45:56 · answer #3 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg i cant belive how many funny jokes you have!!!!!!!!!!!! dude, you are the best! keep on posting, ur doing an amazing job! lol, ice cream truck
2006-12-19 11:06:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Really funny. Excellent joke! Hope you post some more. :)
2006-12-19 12:40:47 · answer #5 · answered by Rogue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bless you! That one's older than Katie's gran.
2006-12-19 11:04:52 · answer #6 · answered by dawleymouse 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha Ha..
2006-12-19 22:03:15 · answer #7 · answered by babu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Funny as heck! This is one of the best! Classic, your jokes are really classic!
2006-12-19 12:07:09 · answer #8 · answered by uchaboo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-12-19 12:03:02 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! LMAO...That's pure genius!
2006-12-19 13:03:24 · answer #10 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋