A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks Wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady With, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her accident, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are going to **** yourself when I tell you the price."
2006-12-19 10:51:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
everything from lol to rotflmfao
2006-12-19 11:03:12 · answer #1 · answered by LovingJesusAndMusic! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
in case you % a automobile that is going like stink, looks sporty and is a BMW then the answer to that's straightforward. Get a BMW M3 evolution coupe. that's what I somewhat have. For this money you will desire to have the flexibility to %. up a 1998 type. this is excellent to decide for the handbook 6 velocity coupe version somewhat than the automobile or SMG as they are slower. The convertibles are additionally slower than the coupes. the wonderful shade is Estoril Blue as in basic terms M3's are available in this shade and it differentiates you from the lesser fashions. it is likewise superb to get the Black leather-based vadar seats as they look the wonderful with age. Silver has a tendency to look somewhat cheesy. 0-60 circumstances are 5.3 seconds, perfect velocity 155mph (constrained).
2016-12-11 12:29:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha, that's amazing. What a brutally honest salesman!
2006-12-19 12:57:40 · answer #3 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Like it, but BMWs are expensive though!
2006-12-19 10:54:06 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good LMAO
2006-12-19 10:58:26 · answer #5 · answered by Bella Donna 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Audi u remember em all?
2006-12-19 11:10:09 · answer #6 · answered by dawleymouse 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha omg, awesome joke!!!!!!! the cat in the hat strikes again! lol. man, you have the best joke of anyone here! by far!!!!!!!!!!!! plz keep posting!!
2006-12-19 10:56:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, that's pretty good.
2006-12-19 11:40:27 · answer #8 · answered by comicards 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats cute!
2006-12-19 10:54:09 · answer #9 · answered by pssssh please 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how silly ha ha ha
2006-12-19 19:10:54 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋