2006-12-19 10:51:24 · 13 answers · asked by wave 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cuz they are afraid of nets
2006-12-19 10:52:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because when they grunt when they do a powerful serve, it causes big water bubbles to float to the surface, this alerts the fishermen to their position, then the fisherman lowers a line with a hook and a worm on it, and this gets in their way, so they cant see very well, so the games ending up taking ages, and all the spectators get angry at having to wait.....and they start chanting "give us our money back!" and then there is a riot and lots of sea shels get thrown around and there is a big commotion and the police have to be called, which are actually REALLY big fish, and they swim up into the middle of the match and they tell everyone to calm down and they tell the fisherman that there's nothing to see here. Then they have to get the manager of the tennis courts to come in on his day off and he has to refund lots of money to the angry spectators, and the fishes tennis club always goes bankrupt. Then all the angry spectators write to newspapers and they complain about how bad fish tennis is.
2006-12-19 11:03:36 · answer #2 · answered by godlykepower 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because they hate nets.
2006-12-19 23:02:30 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you can't tune a fish... oops. wrong one..
because they don't have balls for that, under water.
2006-12-19 10:59:27 · answer #4 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my cod! The nets are in the wrong plaice?
2006-12-19 19:11:51 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Their backhand serves are rubbish.
2006-12-19 10:54:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good write up Godlykepo- i laughed so much- take up writting - you are a born entertainer------------thanks
2006-12-19 16:26:18 · answer #7 · answered by cooee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are afraid of the net!!
2006-12-19 10:54:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
because they keep slipping through the net !!!!!!!!
2006-12-19 19:58:29 · answer #9 · answered by browneyed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cuz they don't want to be served
2006-12-19 11:47:27 · answer #10 · answered by jessica_dianka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋