A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the man, "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist," everything you told me is, technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."
(contd. below.......)
2006-12-19 10:40:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The man below responded, "You must be in Management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
2006-12-19 10:41:04 · update #1
Good joke !
2006-12-23 09:12:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
During my college years I had a 3-unit course on Engineering Management. In general it's better if the manager of an engineering team is an engineer himself -> less of a technical/intelligence barrier, as sometimes it is extremely difficult to explain why something is going wrong to an MBA major. Do note that the manager does need basic managerial skills, which can be easily obtained thru training.
2016-05-22 22:13:18 · answer #2 · answered by Ardis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice! It's true though!
2006-12-19 10:50:46 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-19 10:49:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-19 10:45:10 · answer #5 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-19 10:44:07 · answer #6 · answered by SteelerFan_2006_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-19 10:43:26 · answer #7 · answered by golden rider 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-19 10:47:28 · answer #8 · answered by LovingJesusAndMusic! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-19 10:46:58 · answer #9 · answered by darkangel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-19 10:55:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋