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Like, I could just wrap up in a nice suit and a bow, but that sounds too girly- so what's the boy's equivelent?

2006-12-19 10:24:54 · 18 answers · asked by Put_ya_mitts_up 4 in Society & Culture Etiquette

18 answers

You should dress up as a guy who has a pair of diamond earrings in his hand.

2006-12-19 11:21:32 · answer #1 · answered by Jennie Fabulous 4 · 2 0

No, no longer as in dressing up in a gown, yet I do have this lovable new coat that i'll positioned on everywhere this season! does not their makeup be pixie-like? Like with smoky almond-formed eyes and a easy lipstick or lipgloss? i don't understand, it quite is basically what i think of.

2016-10-15 06:37:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

If you think presenting yourself is going to impress your wife then you better think twice. My guess is that she will think you couldn't think of ANY gift ideas and did this stunt just to get out of buying a gift. You'll score ZERO points.

Gift wrapping your penis is more like a gift for you than for her.

2006-12-21 07:14:17 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. D 7 · 1 0

Wrap a bow around your family jewels & don't forget the Santa hat. I can picture it.

2006-12-20 16:30:47 · answer #4 · answered by cola 5 · 0 0

it depends on how you want to do it. i mean you could give her little task cards for things around the house that needs to be done by you and she can cash them in whenever she wanted to or if you are trying to be romantic naked and a bow works for me. maybe you can be her servant for an evening such as running a hot bath for her or giving her a massage, cooking dinner served by candlelight. the ways are endless if you put your mind to it. good luck sweetie

2006-12-19 10:37:32 · answer #5 · answered by wonderwoman 3 · 0 0

Put on an apron and rubber gloves and offer to do the dishes, clean the house, cook some meals, do the laundry, etc, etc, etc. I think my wife would appreciate that more than anything.

2006-12-19 10:27:42 · answer #6 · answered by DGS 6 · 6 0

wrap a bow on your head put a sock on your c*ck and your good to go merry xmas

2006-12-19 10:36:05 · answer #7 · answered by wookie 3 · 0 0

show up completely naked with a big festive bow over the *AHEM* package

2006-12-19 15:22:25 · answer #8 · answered by luckyduck2006 6 · 0 0

This is a pretty creative way to avoid shopping for presents....

2006-12-19 10:35:18 · answer #9 · answered by Equivocal and Decisive 2 · 1 0

Just put a bow on your woo-hoo.

2006-12-19 10:34:06 · answer #10 · answered by missyhardt 4 · 1 0

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